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@nolpattycake okay i think we should talk about jamie oleksiak
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you may have noticed he is wearing a pens uniform. he was our 1st round draft pick in 2011 but was traded to the pens in 2017 for a 4th round 2019 draft pick after he had issues cracking the line up here. he was traded back for that EXACT same pick last season which is hilarious
basically the pens made him into a good d-man and traded him back which fucking sends me every time
anyway like i said he is Huge this is him sitting on the stars bench
he is just very Large
LOOK AT HIM ABSOLUTELY LEVELLING JANMARK HERE skfjdjdjdj help
here he shoves someone into the pens bench which kinda sends tbh
heâs d partners with the one and only miro!!!! very cute
he is just so large look at him heâs so happy
this is very important to me for reasons i will not expand on
i know how much @nolpattycake likes a side profile and mouth stuff so here you go
i love... arm???
yeah idk what this is
extremely important footage
his sister is actually the more famous athlete in the family... penny oleksiak olympic gold medalist and also legend
ok iâm ending with him doing exercise i hope this was convincing @nolpattycake
