Commie: “Foolish distractions like this are keeping the proletariat from combating their oppression. It seems the only thing masses can work together to achieve at the moment is... Talk about tapeworm.”
Nazi: “You know, degeneracy like this almost makes me regret publicizing my theories. If they’re going to be corrupted, associated with the very things causing their downfall, what’s the point? I think I’ll tell Jreg to take me off his channel. It’s just better for my image.”
Ancom: “Hey, Tankie, I know we were going to burn down another McDonalds tonight, but can we just burn the house of whoever made that thread? What do you mean, ‘Why’? They called Nazi’s shit cute or something, they’re clearly a fascist! Let’s go!”
Ancap: “A thousand dollars and I’ll film them doing whatever personal business you want to see them doing.”