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Starting the 1982 Poltergeist. Here we go 
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Well bitch if you’re gonna dump these chips on the floor you could at least eat them all instead of leaving the mess
Why is this little girl the only blonde one in the family?
Not the Chatty Cathy bangs
Wayment. Craig T Nelson was kinda a snack 
Omg Carol Anne’s face when she caught her mom flushing the bird down the toilet
Is this gonna be a Pet Sematary type situation where this bird is brought back from the dead?
I think I did as a kid but I don’t remember anything about it other than the blonde girl standing in front of the TV https://twitter.com/agentnatasha_/status/1340447582531821568
WTF? Of all clowns you could buy this is the absolute creepiest one I’ve ever seen in my life. As a child’s toy?!
If y’all are gonna start doing the nasty you might wanna at minimum close your bedroom door
They can’t get these kids curtains? 
The entire decor of this house is making my ass itch
Remember if you stayed up late enough this would start playing on the TV?!
BITCH THE FUCK
Why is this little girl acting like this shit is normal?
Y’all need to drop her Cindy Brady lookin ass off at the orphanage.
BITCH NO
IM OUT
WHERE IS THE NEAREST LA QUINTA
IM OUT
WHERE IS THE NEAREST LA QUINTA
THEY PUT THAT HOUSE UP ON ZILLOW QUICK FAST AND IN A HURRY
Oh wait was that not their house he was selling?
UMM SHES EXCITED BY THIS?
What kind of Caucasian mess
What kind of Caucasian mess
BITCH EXCUSE ME?!?!?!?!??!?
OMG THIS FUCKING TREE IS EATING HIM
I THOUGHT THIS MOVIE WAS ABOUT GHOSTS
WHAT THE FUCK
I THOUGHT THIS MOVIE WAS ABOUT GHOSTS
WHAT THE FUCK
Shit, I’d just let the ghosts keep lil ole Carol Ann.
KAREN SHES IN THE FUCKING TV
NOT SO FUNNY NOW IS IT
NOT SO FUNNY NOW IS IT
I’m confused — how long has it been since Carol Ann disappeared? RHEY HAVENT REPORTED IT TO THE POLICE?!
Where is Anthony Lapaglia — turn this shit over to Without A Trace
Where is Anthony Lapaglia — turn this shit over to Without A Trace
IM SCREAMING
LMAO even these paranormal people are shook
The teenager daughter is having a full on meltdown
I feel like she’s the only one reacting normally to all this shit
I feel like she’s the only one reacting normally to all this shit
UMMMM WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT GROWL?!?!?
Famous last words
EW THAT FUCKING STEAK SLITHERING ACROSS THE COUNTER
WHAT THE FUCK???????
WHAT THEEEEE FUUUUUUUCCCCKKK??!?!?!?
WHAT THEEEEE FUUUUUUUCCCCKKK??!?!?!?
NO BITCH NO
I shouldn’t have watched this
I shouldn’t have watched this
I shouldn’t have watched this
I shouldn’t have watched this
IM ABOUT TO TURN THIS SHIT OFF
I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS
I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS
FUCK CAROL ANN
SHES ON HER OWN
GO ON AHEAD AND WALK INTO THE LIGHT BITCH https://twitter.com/nadrakupnorth/status/1340469280350101505
SHES ON HER OWN
GO ON AHEAD AND WALK INTO THE LIGHT BITCH https://twitter.com/nadrakupnorth/status/1340469280350101505
So they’ve been building on peoples graves?
Not her serving up Cindy McCain Arizona chic Dress Barn realness
YES BISHHHH
They really sittin here arguing over whose the more strict parent ?
I don’t understand — this whole time they told her not go to the light. Why are they telling her to go there now? To lure the spirits there?
Y’all are confusing this little girl
DONT GO INTO THE LIGHT
GO INTO THE LIGHT
DONT GO INTO THE LIGHT
DONT GO INTO THE LIGHT
GO INTO THE LIGHT
DONT GO INTO THE LIGHT
QUEEN SHIT
Not Mom serving up Rogue realness
UMMM and you decided to keep that creepy ass clown because...?????
Oh bitch NO. That clown is gone
WHAT THE FUCK
CAROL ANN WHY YOU JUST SITTING THERE WATCHING
CAROL ANN WHY YOU JUST SITTING THERE WATCHING
I THOUGHT THEY CLOSED THE PORTAL
THEY NEED TO GET A REFUND FROM OLE TANGINE’S ASS
CALL AMEX
DISPUTE THE CHARGES
STOP PAYMENT THAT CHECK
THEY NEED TO GET A REFUND FROM OLE TANGINE’S ASS
CALL AMEX
DISPUTE THE CHARGES
STOP PAYMENT THAT CHECK
Oh of course in typical white woman fashion she gotta tumble her clumsy ass down the stairs
Wtf is Mr. Tuthill supposed to do?
WTF @ ALL THESE BODIES IN THE POOL
DEAD @ the wife telling Mr Tuthill not to go in the house.
Sorry but I’d be telling mine the same.
Sorry but I’d be telling mine the same.
WTF @ ALL THESE DEAD BODIES POPPING UP EVERYWHERE
OMG SOMEBODY SAVE THE DOG PLEASE
THIS DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER JUST MOVED THE HEADSTONES BUT LEFT THE BODIES?!?!
SEND HIS ASS TO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR
SEND HIS ASS TO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR
OMG IM CRYING @ THE DAUGHTER NOT GETTING IN THE CAR AND THE SON TELLING HIM TO DRIVE OFF ANYWAY
Well that was incredibly stressful. I usually don’t like old horror movies but this one really holds up
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