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THE MEDIA STOP IT WITH THE STUPID MARTIAL LAW STORIES. NOW.

STOP. IT. WITH. THE "Oh, today, in the White House, they casually discussed all being co-emperor, according to sources..."

THERE WILL BE NO MARTIAL LAW.

THE FUCKING "KRAKENS" WERE MORON LAWSUITS WHERE THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN THE LEGAL ERRORS WERE THE SPELLING ERRORS.

THE ELECTION STEALING ELITE SPACE FORCE GUARDIAN KRAKEN CREW CONSISTED OF A DEMENTED MOB ATTORNEY, A DELUDED LOW-RENT GOEHRING, A COLORADO TRAFFIC ATTORNEY, AND THE ATTORNEYS WHOSE GREATEST POLITICAL OPERATION WAS SLIMING MONICA LEWINSKY.

THEY WILL NOT STEAL AMERICA. SO STOP.

IF THESE IDIOTS SAY "Hey, how about we steal democracy, like with the military or something?" THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF WILL PUNCH THEM IN THEIR TINY TRAITOR DICKS.

THEY WILL NOT LAUNCH APACHE HELICOPTERS AT VOTING MACHINES. EVER.

THIS GUY GOT CAUGHT TALKING TO THE RUSSIAN AMBASSADOR USING HIS OWN PHONE. HE RAN AN INTEL AGENCY. HE WAS TOO STUPID TO USE ANYTHING BUT HIS *OWN PHONE.*

FOR THE LOVE OF PETE. HE IS NOT JULIUS CAESAR FINALLY CAPTURING EGYPT.

So, stop worrying about "what he's planning."

I just can't with the "sure, it looks like the entire crew may be arrested for RICO for stealing $627 million out of $1.2 billion in campaign funds, BUT LET'S PRETEND THAT THEY'RE THE CONQUISTADORS TAKING OVER THE INCAS."

I can't. It's over. Barr's out. They're toast.

If you're worried about fascism, compare the Hitler films of Leni Riefenstahl with Giuliani giving a speech next to a dildo shop.

This is the latter. Not the former. It's a shame some journalists don't know the difference, but no longer surprising.

Thank you.

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