Ranking All Super Smash Bros. Characters by How Nice Their Ass Is
Zelda is #1 for sure
Snake would have been number one but his ass was nerfed in Ultimate 😞 pour one out for those cheeks
Snake would have been number one but his ass was nerfed in Ultimate pour one out for those cheeks
Snake would have been number one but his ass was nerfed in Ultimate pour one out for those cheeks
Okay I see you Samus 👀
And I ooop
Terry about to make me act up
Wowweee Zowwweeeee
Fox is serving up slices 🍰
I’m sorry
Steve has a blocky butt but he makes up for it in other places
Hips don’t lie
Squats work wonders
Cloud looks like he’s wearing a diaper
Daddy Ganon is trying to hide his with his cape 😔
Duck Hunt Dog!! NO! STOP IT, YOU!
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