All mammals, regardless of what they actually are, can be divided into two categories: Dogs and Cats

I will demonstrate

Cows are dogs
Goats are cats

Sheep are dogs
Horses are cats

Moles are dogs
Rabbits are cats

Even species of the same general type of mammal can be divided into dogs and cats

American badgers are dogs
European badgers are cats

Skunks are dogs
Opossums are cats

Marine otters are dogs
Riverine otters are cats

Grizzly bears are dogs
Polar bears are cats

Sperm whales are dogs
Beluga whales are cats

I could keep going but I don't want to lol. Still, it's a truth universally acknowledge that if you are a mammal, you're either a Dog or a Cat

Also everyone taking this as anything other than a funny nonsense thread needs to stop immediately I am not Doing Science

Humans IN GENERAL are more dog but there are plenty of people who lean more toward cat

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