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#EncyclopediaBrexittanica
a useful guide to all the Brexit Terms you never knew existed
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BREXTERMINATE - What Brexiteers want to do to anything or anyone who won't conform to their idea of Brexit Britain

BREXCOMMUNICATION - What happens to someone whose views on Brexit are so Extreme that they lose their friends
(1/n)
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BREX-MEX - Liz Truss's latest Trade Deal with Mexico where we swap Cows for Magic Refried Beans

BREXITENSIONALISM - The increasingly growing Tension between sides of the Brexit Debate over the last 5 years

(2/n)
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BREXUDE - How Brexiteers Sweat when they get asked difficult questions on Brexit

BREXILES - Former UK Citizens who have married abroard and are unable to return to UK after Brexit

(3/n)
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BREXPATSIES - Expats who have holiday homes in EU who have only just realised they can only stay 90 days in 6 months

BREXODUS - The floods of people planning to leave UK after Brexit

(4/n)
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BREXHUME - The act of re-digging up perceived benefits of Brexit by Brexiteers that have been long shown up to be false

BREXPERT - Person who insists they know everything about International Treaties + Trade Deals cos they red it in the Sun

(5/n)
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BREXPORTS - A constantly cycling down Monetary Figure

BREXACTOR - Someone who after Brexit now works in Cyber (see also Brexengineer, Brexlandlord )

BREXOGAMY - (Abbr of BREXOGAMMONY) the social norm of marrying inside one's social group only
(6/n)
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BREXOTICA - Media Content of the Harsh consequences of Brexit that Brexiteers derive a perverse pleasure from

BREXCRETE - What Lorry Parks are constructed from

BREXCRETA - The Verbal Diarrhoea that comes from Brexiteers Mouths defending Brexit
(7/n)
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BREXPLODE - What you can make Brexiteer Frogs and Toads do when you charge them with Fraud

BREXPENSE - A constantly cycling up Monetary Figure (similar to the cost of Brexit)

(8/n)
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BREXCLUDING - The act of inadvertently restricting yourself by your own actions in trying to restrict others

BREXOTOXIC - The E.R.G. Small Parasitic Bacteria that poisons its host

BREXPELLED - What Brexiteers want to do to Forrenners innit
(9/n)
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BREXORCIST - Someone employed to downplay and dismiss any past or current Benefits of EU Membership

BREXPRESSO - Extremely high caffeine content Coffee that may, with its powerful odour, wake some Brexiteers from their Brexit Dream
(10/n)
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BREXCURSUS - What Michael Gove does when asked difficult questions on Brexit

BREXCAVATE - To dig a hole so deep you can't get out of it

BREXPRESSWAY - A very long Queue of Articulated Vehicles

(11/n)
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BREXSANGUINATE - To completely drain a countries Treasury

BREXTORTIONATE - The Reputational Cost to UK of Breaking Intn'l Law to Get Brexit Done

BREXCRUCIATING - The Pain felt by having to listen to lie after lie after lie over and over again

(12/n)
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BREXPLOITATION - The Tim Martin Working Practices Guide

BREXHILARATION - Very Short period of excitement for Brexiteers early in 2020

BREXPENDABLES - Anyone not directly connected to Tory MPs or Tory Party Donors after Brexit

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BREXFOLIATION - The act of working your fingers to the bone for no net gain after Brexit

BREXOSKELETONS - Poor Kids at the end of 2021

BREXPOSITION - The Position that you Display after being well and truly Shafted

(14/n)
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