Gabriel Martinelli - A fraud with a career made by a Kante slip.

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Just look at this guy ffs. It’s his arsenal debut and the ball luckily bounces in off his shoulder. Pathetic.

P.S KANTE FUCKING SLIPPED
Wow. His first competitive goal and it’s another fluke. Chambers aimlessly volleys it into the box and it hits Martinelli in the face. He didn’t even mean it.

Also, anybody could score past Kepa!🤬
Unbelievable. His full debut and he’s accidentally scored twice. I’m pretty sure that would’ve been a throw-in if it didn’t skim off the defender. He’s actually shit!

If Mendy was in the net Martinelli wouldn’t have even scored v Chelsea!
This is just ridiculous now. I bet he was trying to pass it back to Tierney and didn’t even mean to shoot! Plus it’s a tap in, my dog could score that!

If Kante hadn’t slipped this guy would be unemployed he now!
I’m sick of this guy - he’s 18 and he’s only got 4 goals in 2 starts. In my fifa career mode I was on 7 goals by this point and I’m not even a pro. Plus it’s an easy finish - the defenders gave up!

This guy owes Kante a MASSIVE thank-you!
Wow - he’s clearly tried to pass it back to the Arsenal goalkeeper, made a mess of it, and Ceballos has bailed him out! 5 G/A in 2 starts is embarrassing number!

Why do Arsenal fans rate this guy?!
This is the worst one yet. His movement was nothing to do with him getting the free header - the defenders just didn’t want to be near his bad breath! Another lucky finish where the ball hits him in the face too!

What was Ronaldinho thinking when he compared him to R9?!?
Again - no defenders anywhere near him. He must never shower because the defenders don’t even want to be near him, he has no intelligence or positioning skills!

ARSENAL DIDN’T EVEN WIN THE GAME AGAINST CHELSEA!!!🤬😤
It’s embarrassing at this point. Arsenal fans complain about not spending money yet they’ve clearly paid all the defenders to refuse to mark him! Stevie Wonder could’ve tracked that movement!

Arsenal must have paid Kante too to give this guy a career!
And here we have it. The first time anybody had heard of him. All he does is sprint the length of the pitch then keep his composure to finish it under pressure. My nan could do that ffs. Ronaldinho, Klopp and Ferdinand must all have 0 ball knowledge to rate this guy!
End of thread. I am shaking with anger just thinking about how overrated the guy is! He shouldn’t even be a professional footballer! He should give Kante 90% of his career wages!

RT to show the world how shit this kid is!🤬💩
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