Alright.... I need someone to write an AU of 40-somethings husbands Kat and Ei, trying to raise a teenage college student, home for the holidays and one in high school! I NEED this self-projection to be brought to life!!! I can almost hear Kat's voice yelling "Why is there a +
fucking trail of clothes through the house?!? Don't you know what a laundry hamper is?!?" and "Why the hell have you been in the bathtub for THREE FUCKING HOURS?!? Are you practicing for a triathlon?!?" or "Watching two five minute videos is NOT how you study for a mid-term! +
How have you made it to 10th grade doing this shit?!?"
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