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Y’all, I’m drinking and watching McFarlane’s Spawn. Y’all want deunk drunk tweets about comics and media or not?
If you want drunk tweets, AMA Y’ALL
If you want drunk tweets, AMA Y’ALL
Do I want to google “can you get a latent fingerprint off an eyeball” or do I want to just watch the show and not argue with it?
Also every time Todd tells me to turn off mt lights, I want to fight him
CARS DON’T EXPLODE TODD
Even though it IS REALLY COOL
Even though it IS REALLY COOL
Who made you god, little man?? Can I get Keith David to say that as my voicemail because HECK that was exciting
Spawn S1 is the origin for Ice Cream Man, fight me @GinAndSomething, @TheComicBurrito
I do NOT miss dial tones - holy heck that was annoying!
I think I love this show, despite wanting to fight @Todd_McFarlane every time he tells me to do something. Ugh, these lines! What quotes!
My housemate just told me I don't have an alcohol tolerance anymore. Heck.
Is the creepy clown monster based on John Wayne Gacy? Inquiring minds need to know.
Spawn being called "the Sad Man" by Wanda's daughter, melts my cold, frozen, drunk heart. That is the aboslute sweetest moment. I culd stop watching now and be 100% content.
Dang, @Todd_McFarlane really did make the saddest character. Why did he have to get burned by someone he trusted the most? Todd, I have a heart. Why you gotta break it?
I think that’s all I have in me for tonight. I crashed and burned, but made it through S1 of this show, which was far more entertaining/awesome/darker than I expected. Round of applause! 
