Stay inside. Wear a mask. Cough into your shoulder. Sprinkle sand on your shoes. Put a gerbil in your pocket. Cut your hair with a spoon
Listen to your cat. Fill your fridge with water. Stack your socks. Shave your sofa. Coat your children with wax
Drain your lymph nodes. Fill them with antifreeze. Butter your window shades. Count your blessings. Demand a recount. Audit the recount. Refuse to comply. Call an emergency meeting of the appliances
Report your neighbors. Drop a nickel on your best friend. Drop an egg on your grandmother. Knit a bayonet. Run in circles. Run in better circles. Listen to A Perfect Circle. Don't think of a rhombus
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