i don't know why women get so upset when you are dating or 'chewing' one of their friends, even after y'all have broken up.

paula was my ex's hostel at uni, they weren't really close but the story changed this particular christmas day

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we had just split with BNF and I was home for christmas, my family had travelled to the village for my cousins wedding. i didn't feel like traveling so I went to entebbe from namugongo and had the house to myself. 😃☺
this xmas day came and it was boring for me, I went outside to buy some movies so to watch movies and kill boredom

when I got to the library i bumped into kamoga, my classmate from nkumba ss. "tsup presient?" he screamed as he saw me from afar 😉
we bought movie and left the library together, he invited me to his house later in the evening and I told him I'll come so far I there'll be rice and chicken for me.

he got to the junction of his street and we parted ways, my house was a bit further so I walked home
got home, plugged my phone to charge, put on some music and I started cleaning the house. I had cleaned and arranged my stuff for about an hour before I decided to take a nap, I woke up quite when I heard my phone ringing.

It was kamoga, he was calling to confirm my visit.
"yes I am be there, coming thru as president" I said as I walked straight to the bathroom with the phone still in my ear, I went to have my bath and get dressed to go to kamoga's house.

"bro here at your gate" I sent to kamoga on whatsapp, then he came to open the gate
when I got into his house I saw some of my old classmates who also came to visit kamoga, "yoh Shizzy the baddest rapper" they screamed as I walked in, with the way they hyped me I walked in feeling like big trill. I greeted everybody & sat down close to teddy

"what’s up Bruh😎 "
there was food and drinks, everybody was discussing & hyping up the reunion that was going to happen the next day, as for me I was going to turn up because I am "yes man' not because I was looking forward to anything. besides, my and my BNF we were over so i was down to whatever
party got done, "xmas wasn't bad afteral" I typed and posted on my TL status, I closed the app and went to put on movies

when I got back I had an unread DM, when I opened it I was "merry xtmas "president" from a contact named "Paula". I clicked on her profile & zoomed her avi 🔥
"paula?" I said out loud, I didn't know she was on my twitter. apparently followed her way back & we never texted, she was a very calm girl in my ex's hostel, was always smiling whenever I came around

sometimes my ex wouldn't be around & she'll go extra mile to call her for me😃
I replied her message; "merry christmas to you too paula😚" with a kiss emoji, and she replied with "aww thanks 😙" with a kiss and blushing emoji. as a sharp guy I knew she was game so I proceeded with 'lovey dovey txts', I asked her how the holiday was & she said it was dry 😃
we got talking & she said she lived around ebbs when I asked her, I invited her for my boxing day party & she declined saying it would be boring for her because she would be in the midst of strangers.

I convinced her that it would be my pleasure for her to come.

"really?"😊
paula finally agreed to come since she really didn't have plans for the 26th, I was so happy & I quickly went to ivan's shop down our street.

"give me nomi, sharply I need go wash before night comes" I told ivan, I had to quickly go tidy the house cos paula was coming.
"you get kiss?" I asked ivan who also doubled as a "chemist", "its here bro" he replied. "give me two please", I had to equip myself just in case it would go down. I was a scout & our motto was always my watchword;

"BE PREPARED"

I paid ivan, took the items & left.
so I got home and quickly took out all my dirty clothes, boxers, bedsheets and napkins. I washed them all knowing they would dry fast due to sunny day, went inside and put on TV to watch football; arsenal was playing west Ron for the late kick-off game of the day.
it was boxing day and I woke up to no boxes of gifts to open, it wasn't a big deal as I never gotten any gifts before 😐

i picked up my phone to send paula a message, "hey pretty potato, how are you doing?" I wrote. she didn't reply immediately & I started getting worried 😓😓
i gave myself a thousand and one reasons why she hadn't replied after 30 minutes and I hoped I was right, I dropped my phone and went to prepare myself breakfast.

I fried eggs and ate them with bread and tea, while I was eating I heard a knock on the door.

who is there?? 😟😟
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