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How I Unintentionally befriended a KKK member while playing Warzone
How I Unintentionally befriended a KKK member while playing Warzone
Full Disclosure: I speak proper (sound white). BUT I say n*gga constantly.
So after 5 straight games of Warzone. Im getting my ass kicked cause I cant find a solid player out of all these randoms. Like niggas was Sakura during Sasuke Retrieval Ark Useless 
Until I meet (Idk this nigga name so I'm calling him Jeff) Jeff, and that nigga can hold his own. Like the CoD gods answered my prayers.
So I meet Jeff with two other randoms who ended up dying and rage quiting out before either me of Jeff could bring them back.
But we didnt care, we decided to try and clutch the win... Which we fucking did!! Not only once but TWICE!!!
Good call outs, shares ammo and loot, solid tactics and can clutch when you need him. In my head I'm like "You're my new bestfriend". And the whole time we're playing we get to know each other. Find out we live in the same state, watch the same shit. Both love football.
But I'm saying nigga HEAVILY. I'm like "Yo, watch out niggas watching that loadout" "Bro niggas coming in SW 216" "Bro I dropped two niggas their teammate is one shot pick me up!!"
But now I'm thinking this nigga is hearing me say niggEr not nigggA the whole time, which got me in this mess in the first place.
So we back out to the lobby cause two if niggas joined our party and we bout to run quads. So I'm like shit the more the better.
So Jeff his telling his freinds (I dont know they're names so I'm calling them Chip and Brad) about of past two victories. So Brad like "Let's see how he handles himself with the big boys"
Long story short, we win again but Brad died three times and only had 1 kill with like 1200 damage, so the rest of us are clowning him for talking shit from the jump.
But Chip was cool, found out these niggas also live the same state as me and we trying to see if we can link up for drinks. But Brad mention that they're doing a "BURNING" later that week and I should come. But in my head I'm like wtf is a Burning?
Chip and Jeff are hyping it up. "Yeah, it's gonna be great! Chip's wife and sisters are cooking. So we gonna have brisket, ribs, burgers, etc.." "Some of our brothers coming up from SC and FL. Might shoot some guns too." The sad part is my dumb introvert ass actually want to go.
Then Brad says "Yo Jeff is your sister coming? She ain't still with that guy right?" Jeff is like "Nha I made her stop seeing that COON, it was fucking gross".. I was so caught of guard I drove our team into a enemy squad and died.
So we back out to the lobby and I still shocked cause this nigga said COON! Like I heard white boys say nigga then I checked them but me and this nigga got so cool this whole time I felt betrayed. And while I'm sitting there in a silent shock, these niggas are cracking more jokes
"We should pay him a visit" "Your sister need to shower in bleach" "Your sister favorite animal must be monkey's" Meanwhile I'm mentally going over all the red flags I didnt see, trying to figure out where I went wrong.
But Brad like "Maybe you should try setting her up with Almighty(me) hes seems Iike a decent guy". Jeff said "Well that depends if Almighty is up for it". I'm like "yeah I got alot to offer her". 
After that ordeal, I came up with an excuse to leave so I could block these niggas. But Chips says "We need to add Almighty so we can get his info and send home the address". But after knowing these niggas a little more I know if I go Im not gonna make it back. So I'm like...
But before I could make some shit up to get out of it Brad sends me a freind request. For those who dont own a playstation (Heathens). There's a certain type of friend request call a "close friend request" Where you can see a player's real name and face depending on the picture.
To make matters worse my dumb ass accepted the request and no more than .4 seconds later I hear Brad yell "What The Fuck!" "Chip Jeff back out of the party now! So these nigga dip out. And I'm here dying form laughter. Like that's the end to that.
5 mins pass and Jeff sends me and invite to a new party and it's dead quite.. The only thing I hear is Brad's muffled voice (nigga probably had is hood on) saying "You got something you want to tell us BOY!" I knew what he meant but I still playing dumb. So I'm like.
Jeff screams out "YOU'RE BLACK" "You betrayed our trust, I almost invited you to meet my family and introduce you to my sister" I could tell this nigga was hurt so all I could say was...
Moral of the story: Always ask what white people mean about inviting you to a "burning". And you can get far with anywhere if you sound white enough.
