I’m going to have so much fun with this tweet! So, let’s start from the begging. Once there was a 17 year old lifeguard. Handsome and young. He was the oldest of four kids. One of his little sisters was best friends with a beautiful but very down to earth 13 year old heiress. 1/ https://twitter.com/florentinooliv2/status/1339925088368508928

Now this heiress developed a crush on the gorgeous and incredibly smart lifeguard and made no secret about it. Being a wise man of the world, the lifeguard knew she was too WAY young for him. After telling his sister to keep her annoying friend away from him... 2/

he went back to college and the two rarely saw each other again for the next several years. However, the young blond heiress never forgot the handsome young man. In fact, she nurtured a tiny kernel of hope that he had not forgotten her either. 3/

And the years passed. By this time the heiress has grown into a stunning grown woman. He became a Naval Aviator and eventually a doctor. She decided to teach children in inner city schools. They occasionally saw each other one time in their late 20s they *almost* had a thing 4/

But again they drifted their separate ways. Finally, in their 30s, with the little sister half a country away, they decided to spend some time together. On their first date, the gorgeous heiress got the stunning doctor drunk and the rest is history. 5/

All of that to say that no, my wife will not divorce me if I spend $2000 on ammo vs food 6/6

Ha! The original tweet was deleted: