ATTENTION EVERYONE

Here is our official public statement, in regards to some furious and festive backlash our outrageous Christmas ad has received.
In the interests of public decency, we've added an age certificate and content warning to our festive film.

Watch at your own risk.
For those of you demanding a smoothie-based boycott, we recommend you consolidate your approach under a single hashtag.

Here are some suggestions:

#BoycottJuiceBoycottJuiceBoycottAllTheWay
#TwoTurtleDovesAndABoycottForASmoothie
#BoycottTheBlueDrinkSellersAndTheirVeryShinyNose
Wrong on so many tiers. https://twitter.com/stephenfoxhq/status/1339581567807627269?s=20
Stick a cactus where it's dark...like the cupboard under the sink? https://twitter.com/Garfielduk/status/1339588263820980229?s=20
Okay but in the interests of social distancing, we're going to have to go on one at a time. https://twitter.com/SimonSaid27/status/1339564040906039298?s=20
This inappropriate pike of nonsense.
This outrageous trout of ridiculousness.
This disastrous jelly fish of destruction. https://twitter.com/him_up_north/status/1339597170668781570
We would like to apologise for pushing the following agendas:

NWO
ABC
FYI
TBH
BTS
JLS
B&Q https://twitter.com/EnoughEnough123/status/1339567191541370881
This is our day job. https://twitter.com/jacktheladdo/status/1339610626243637249
NEW OUTRAGEOUS THING TO BE OUTRAGED ABOUT

Word has reached our ears of a SECOND shocking children's story where someone tries to STEAL Christmas. Can you imagine?

Sharpen the pitchforks everyone. Tonight we march on Mount Crumpit.
Totalitarian? Is that the triangular chocolate you get from the airports? Wait, that's Toblerone. Always getting those confused.

https://twitter.com/SlimSugar/status/1339625065873326080?s=20
We're going after Gandalf next. https://twitter.com/Randomf0x/status/1339626761940848640?s=20
We thought it was scaring children? Now it's written by children?

Who would have known being Angry Twitter's Public Enemy Number One would be so confusing. https://twitter.com/Richard_mine9/status/1339631234864050176
"On the wrong side of history."

Might make it into a Horrible Histories book at this rate.

(DO NOT SHOW THOSE TO YOUR CHILDREN. HEAVENS ABOVE.) https://twitter.com/UKPatriot942020/status/1339628758450331648?s=20
Hope no one finds out that we've been bottling snowmen. https://twitter.com/innocent/status/1339486162344423424?s=20
(It's the Advertising Standards Authority.)

https://twitter.com/hatsoffto_sez/status/1339645776109195266
We're sure they're nice kids but we don't want to keep them. https://twitter.com/biggob5/status/1339578878210162692
You can follow @innocent.
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