Oh HELLO. It is my old friend Kyle Smith.

This is not the first time Kyle has been the biggest douche on earth. Let us review! https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1339417561453252609

I first met Kyle when he took the brave stand that women cannot understand the movie "Goodfellas," because of how we don't get "ball-busting." You can imagine how I, Robyn Pennacchia, might feel about KYLE SMITH telling me I don't get "Goodfellas." https://web.archive.org/web/20151016004741/http://www.thefrisky.com/2015-06-11/ladies-cant-understand-goodfellas-says-douchebro-named-kyle-smith/

I next encountered him when he wrote an open letter to the fictional protagonist of Cat Person noting his disapproval of the number of fictional penises she'd had inside her, and the amount of alcohol she drank. https://www.wonkette.com/dear-national-review-guy-who-wrote-an-open-letter-to-the-cat-person-girl

And then again, when he described Gwen Verdon — one of the most talented dancers of the last 100 years — as a second tier hoofer. https://www.wonkette.com/some-dingus-named-kyle-is-dragging-gwen-verdon-in-the-national-review-this-will-not-stand