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I love how everyone draws Gojo with rippling abs and 10/10 bod, but I also love to HC him as a twig bitch who cheats at standing with his cursed technique because he’s just that lazy.
Stsg are supposed to spar with cursed energy restrictors for a phys ed exam in their first year, but Gojo gets to bypass that rule because he doesn’t last 5 seconds in that brawl and Yaga can’t fail him without ending up on the Gojo clan’s hit list
Since he has No Meat and is Too Lazy To Move, Gojo gets super cold super easily, but he never makes and effort to wear more clothes and just takes advantage of the fact that he’s mega slim to slip into the extra space of Geto’s ultra baggy jackets
There’s a festival during one of their missions, so they visit after finishing early. They buy cheap kimonos that don’t actually fit them as souvenirs, but it’s totally worth it because Gojo’s kimono Absolutely Swallows him and it’s the cutest thing Geto has ever seen
Every single time they change together, Geto teases Gojo about his svelte waist, smooth stomach, and -1 muscles, but he secretly likes Gojo’s perfect curves A Lot
They’re cleaning out Geto’s closet when they find his old skinny jeans that shrunk in the wash. Gojo insists on trying them on and the jeans are a bit short, but they hug his legs perfectly and- holy fuck is that a Thigh Gap!? Geto has very horny dreams that night.
Gojo wears thigh high socks and booty shorts on Christmas one year in order to make a ‘stockings’ pun. Geto discovers Things about himself and spends the whole day trying to hide his hard on.
They’re at the beach in Okinawa and Gojo is wearing Geto’s extra pair of swim trunks because he forgot to pack any, but they’re a size too big so they keep slipping down. Geto is horny gripping because he saw the dip in Gojo’s hip and has to restrain himself somehow
I wanted to write a fluffy stsg thread but this just turned into horny Geto hours huh
