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>informed that aliens exist and they'll arrive in 6 months for express purpose of beating his ass and killing everyone
>decides to fight despite lacking the innate powers and ongoing training of his brethren
>sets aside his life of glamor and fame to prepare round the clock
>decides to fight despite lacking the innate powers and ongoing training of his brethren
>sets aside his life of glamor and fame to prepare round the clock
>saiyans land right on schedule
>they attempt to intimidate the Z Fighters with shows of force and evil murder aliens
>fresh_outta_hecks.jpg
>volunteers to fight first, knowing that if he as the weakest among them could put up a fight, it would bolster his brethren's confidence
>they attempt to intimidate the Z Fighters with shows of force and evil murder aliens
>fresh_outta_hecks.jpg
>volunteers to fight first, knowing that if he as the weakest among them could put up a fight, it would bolster his brethren's confidence
>woof woof motherfucker square up
>saibaman BTFO
>officially the first human being to kill an alien
>saiyans stare on, shocked and appalled
>betray a brief crack in the façade
>our weakest can handily beat theirs
>these are no demigods from outer space
>they are mortal
>saibaman BTFO
>officially the first human being to kill an alien
>saiyans stare on, shocked and appalled
>betray a brief crack in the façade
>our weakest can handily beat theirs
>these are no demigods from outer space
>they are mortal
>saiyans sic another saibaman in ambush, a craven attempt to reassert control of the situation
>blatant affront to warrior-princely, let alone Japanese, honor
>grandparent cry
>caught lacking defensive ki focus (see: DBZ ep 169 "No Worries;" also Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection 'F')
>blatant affront to warrior-princely, let alone Japanese, honor
>grandparent cry
>caught lacking defensive ki focus (see: DBZ ep 169 "No Worries;" also Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection 'F')
>suffers full brunt of the extremely powerful self-detonation ki blast (see: DBZ eps 19 "Sacrifice," 237 "Final Atonement")
>naturally succumbs to the injuries
>[AGAIN: GOKU GOT HIT BY KRILLIN'S ROCK IN SSJ FORM AND MORTALLY WOUNDED BY INFANTRY LASER GUN FIRE IN SSJ BLUE FORM]
![>suffers full brunt of the extremely powerful self-detonation ki blast (see: DBZ eps 19 "Sacrifice," 237 "Final Atonement")>naturally succumbs to the injuries>[AGAIN: GOKU GOT HIT BY KRILLIN'S ROCK IN SSJ FORM AND MORTALLY WOUNDED BY INFANTRY LASER GUN FIRE IN SSJ BLUE FORM]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EpaWLF-XMAEiCQV.jpg ">suffers full brunt of the extremely powerful self-detonation ki blast (see: DBZ eps 19 \"Sacrifice,\" 237 \"Final Atonement\")>naturally succumbs to the injuries>[AGAIN: GOKU GOT HIT BY KRILLIN'S ROCK IN SSJ FORM AND MORTALLY WOUNDED BY INFANTRY LASER GUN FIRE IN SSJ BLUE FORM]")
>naturally succumbs to the injuries
>[AGAIN: GOKU GOT HIT BY KRILLIN'S ROCK IN SSJ FORM AND MORTALLY WOUNDED BY INFANTRY LASER GUN FIRE IN SSJ BLUE FORM]
>first victor and earthside casualty of the Earthling-Saiyan Conflict
>set the standard for valor and selfless action among the Z Fighters when posed with an extraterrestrial threat
>dies with honor and thus gets to go to heaven
>unlike you
>set the standard for valor and selfless action among the Z Fighters when posed with an extraterrestrial threat
>dies with honor and thus gets to go to heaven
>unlike you
>but disregard the preceding account, dear reader
>the man before you was at worst roughly the 5th bravest and most powerful man on Earth that day
>and defied expectations
>in return you mocked him for 30 years
tl;dr yall suck get wolf fang fisted
>the man before you was at worst roughly the 5th bravest and most powerful man on Earth that day
>and defied expectations
>in return you mocked him for 30 years
tl;dr yall suck get wolf fang fisted
