I recorded this short video to express regret for saying that all lesbians were inherently smart, since I walked to FedEx in a snowstorm. Instead I use it as my entry to start a support group for 50 year old women who have the voices of geeky 13 year olds! Dear god!
Should I take up cigars? (I joke, smoking is one of the few vices I have never had. Clearly.)
I guess I haven't recorded myself much. Because. 






There is a reason I identified with Truman Capote as a young queer in high school, that's all. Let's hear it for the sissy lesbians???? Is that...a thing?