What I've learned about gen z from being on tik tok a thread..........
1. They will make a whole ass video talking about how they're gonna wreck all us adults in the civil war, then post a video of them crying because a hot pocket gave them a tummy ache 5 mins later.
As long as the murderer/rapist is not white, they will preform the most amazing mental gymnastics to justify why he/she is innocent without just saying "because they're not white"
2. Way too many young ppl have no idea how their body works, boys thinking we stick period pads to our actual vaginas is seriously worrying
3. Men apparently don't scratch their balls, instead they apparently pull the skin and pinch it
4. The dictionary only exists when they want it to. Blk ppl apparently can't be racist but when you wrongly accuse a white lib of racism all of a sudden the dictionary is the fucking law!
5. they literally think they invented everything incl mosh pits, punk, yoga pants, rock and roll, emo, dying hair weird colors, daddy issues and weed
6. Anyone above 25 is old.
7. They actually think Trevor Noah is funny
8. Everyone throughout history is blk, and if you use actual historical fact to explain that no, Beethoven wasn't blk he was actually Flemish which is Dutch, you're a racist.
9. Blk ppl don't want to "share" their culture but if white ppl decided to be the same that's racist

10. You have to wear a mask to stop the spread of viruses but you can fuck the whole of California raw and not catch a single virus or spread anything.....apparently

11. A man can literally burn a woman alive in the boot of her car and the govt has no right to end human life because the govt shouldn't have that level of power of human life.......
12. Every single one of them really doesn't care what you think of them but will cry if you don't use their neo pronoun
(neo pronouns are things like meowself and doll self, yep that's a thing)

13. They can't tell the time lol that's a legit thing.
As you read this laugh all you want but these kids are the future voters, drs, nurses and CNAs
so let's hope we all die really soon.
