We hate low flow toilets don’t we folks? Terrible toilets. Very little water for the flush. Streaks all down the bowl. Not good! https://twitter.com/cnnpolitics/status/1339216478789382145
Toilets now. No lever! Very confusing. They have a 2 buttons on the top. One drop of water. 2 drops of water. Nobody understands it!
They tell me, mr. president. 1 drop is for pee. 2 drops for poop. This is what they’re telling me! Do they go to different places? I don’t know. I don’t know. Not as satisfying as a lever. Remember the lever? Wonderful things lever... you push it. It all goes away. Pee. Poop.
2 buttons Biden doesn’t want you to have a lever. This is what he wants taught in schools. Anyone goes to any bathroom and they’re in there pushing buttons, folks. No levers. It’s a terrible deal. All these new button toilets. Made in China. China Joe!
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