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lets take a minute and talk about this vaccine. Left, firmly believing Trump is Hitler, insists we take the vaccine because it corrects Trump bungling covid response. Right, it seems, insists we take vaccine cause Trump made a miracle happen.
literally entire political ....
literally entire political ....
apparatus has been engaged in mortal combat for 4 years, fur and teeth flying, and yet they can all agree suddenly you need to take the vaccine? that should give you serious pause.
lets say you are walking in the woods, and are suddenly kidnapped by an orc. all the more shocking since you didn't believe in orcs 5 minutes ago. he binds you up, takes you to his camp, gets on his apron, builds a fire with a cauldron on it, the works.
suddenly, a white knight appears! he charges the orc, who was clearly about to eat you, and battle ensues. Its mayhem! Knight gets clubbed so hard his shield shatters, blood oozes from the Orc, they lock into close combat on the ground. meanwhile, you have slipped a hand out of
the ropes. you are dragging your fingers across the ground, and get to a spot you can either grab a knife to free yourself, or a pepper shaker. suddenly, the combat stops. freeze frame. The orc says to you " I'd totally put some pepper on your head."
and the knight looks right at you and says " Yeah, pepper is what you need. But not to much, na mean?" and they just stare at you. WTF do you think is the right response?
