Read on Twitter
1\\ A thread to commemorate COVID-19 heroes:
(DM me other examples and I'll add them)
Absolute king rents lift truck to flout lockdown and visit his aging wife: https://nypost.com/2020/04/15/88-year-old-man-used-bucket-truck-to-see-wife-at-nursing-home/
(DM me other examples and I'll add them)
Absolute king rents lift truck to flout lockdown and visit his aging wife: https://nypost.com/2020/04/15/88-year-old-man-used-bucket-truck-to-see-wife-at-nursing-home/
2\\ Incredible stud paddle boards to own the Karens: https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-04-03/paddle-boarder-arrested-in-malibu-after-flouting-coronavirus-closures
3\\ Fearless chad risks drowning and worse to visit his Rapunzel: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/dec/15/man-who-rode-jetski-from-scotland-to-isle-of-man-to-see-girlfriend-jailed-for-covid-breach
4\\ Paul Revere of restaurants changes name to "French Laundry", clowns Newsom, continues to serve meals to patriots: https://dailycaller.com/2020/11/30/los-angeles-county-eat-at-joes-governor-gavin-newsom-french-laundry/
5\\ Bearded Adonis scoffs at $1M fine, keeps gym open for the swoletariat: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/ian-smith-atilis-gym-protest/
6\\ Hospital CEO with acquired immunity refuses to wear mask, chooses science and firing over fear and superstition https://www.boston25news.com/news/trending/ceo-hospital-system-recovered-virus-refuses-wear-mask/CSIIM5CET5EXVKLHXEBKUFVCNI/
7\\ Wise village elders protest lockdown at nursing home: https://www.dailywire.com/news/rather-die-from-covid-than-loneliness-seniors-protest-lockdowns-outside-of-colorado-nursing-home
8\\ Father of the year plays ball with daughter in empty park, makes cops handcuff him rather than stop: https://ktrh.iheart.com/featured/michael-berry/content/2020-04-09-colorado-father-arrested-cuffed-for-throwing-ball-at-park-with-daughter/
9\\ Baseball and Apple Pie had already been banned by order of the governor, so Motherhood stepped up and told cops where to put their lockdown order: https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/04/police-wisconsin-harass-mom-allowing-daughter-play-neighbors-house-feisty-mother-stands-ground-video/
10\\ Italian Prefontaine crushes carabinieri in 400 meter sand sprint:
11\\ California Frodo Sheriff casts ring into volcano, refuses to embrace terrible lockdown powers: https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=sheriff+refuses+to+enforce+lockdown&docid=607997383364968797&mid=722ECF1F8CD873512402722ECF1F8CD873512402&view=detail&FORM=VIRE
12\\ Polish gym converts to church, offers ab-solution https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/fitness/a-polish-gym-rebranded-as-a-church-to-avoid-coronavirus-restrictions/ar-BB1ad76A
13\\ Valiant citizens rally to protect Eerie County gym, send health inspectors packing: https://buffalonews.com/news/get-out-gathering-at-orchard-park-gym-turns-confrontational-as-health-inspector-arrives/article_afde6d28-2c09-11eb-879a-7f9fc15b4747.html
14\\ Silverbacked tailor defies Bill DeBacle, but nobody needs pants for Zoom calls: https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1254262808214147072?s=20
15\\ Mild mannered Canadian catches liberty spirit, refuses to close BBQ joint: https://www.680news.com/2020/11/25/adamson-bbq-opens-again-despite-shut-down-orders-police-on-scene/
16\\ Gyro hero exudes testosterone, overwhelms sniveling health inspectors https://www.alaturkanews.com/2020/12/15/ventura-restaurant-nick-the-greek-defies-order-to-close/
17\\ Staten Island redeems centuries of infamy, makes America proud: https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/12/03/macs-staten-island-bar-covid-cuomo/
18\\ Spanish Robinson Crusoe quarantines on literal desert island, Karen says not good enough: https://www.abc.es/espana/comunidad-valenciana/abci-coronavirus-expulsan-marinero-isla-desierta-pasaba-confinamiento-202004131308_noticia_amp.html?__twitter_impression=true
19\\ Spanish vixen contracts Covid, goes surfing, ignores lifeguards, flees cops: https://english.elpais.com/society/2020-09-08/woman-arrested-for-surfing-in-northern-spain-after-testing-positive-for-covid-19.html?outputType=amp&__twitter_impression=true
20\\ 73yo daughter breaks 97yo mother out of care home https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/uk-england-humber-54801702
