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reviews of every single adam sandler movie as i watch them in alphabetical order (a thread)
50 First Dates: An enjoyable but lowkey incel romance that is soon to be forgotten. 31/50 dates
Adam Sandler’s 100% Fresh: An unexpected hit with good laughs, catchy songs, and sleek bomber jackets. 73% fresh
Adam Sandler’s Eight Crazy Nights: an oddly touching disney style animation that took an honorable shot at providing jewish holiday representation. yet, the ball missed the net. 3/8 candles on the menorah
Airheads: a rockin hidden gem that feels like a combination of die hard, almost famous, high fidelity, and the getting the band back together episode of phineas and ferb. kinda attracted to the sandman here. 2.75/3 water pistols
Anger Management: a stupid comedy on the surface with nonsense plot points and shitty offensive jokes, yet below the surface it offered a subversive and thoughtful look into the human psyche. 26.5/40 court mandated hours of anger management
The Animal: bad. bestiality. adam sandler was in it for TWO LINES!!! 0.5/6 nipples
Bedtime Stories: Fun, imaginative and heartwarming. brought back some childhood memories and did not disappoint. 1578/2000 pounds of gumballs
Big Daddy: gotta be honesty i slept through most of it but mar says it was realistic and touching. 28/30 ketchup packets
Billy Madison: the quintessential adam sandler movie that encapsulates his goofy humor and everything we love about him. not to mention the surprise musical numbers! 12/12 grades
Blended: fun and touching, yet again making me fond of adam. kinda problematic and colonisty tho. 2.75/5 children
Bulletproof: had a rocky start but honestly kinda pulled through. action, adventure, suspense, some good laughs, and just the right amount of homophobia. 5/10 bullets
Click: gut wrenching, soul crunching. pushed all the right buttons. some life lessons and brown face as a treat. 154/200 clicks
The Cobbler: He sure did wear a lot of shoes. and he sure is jewish. but you know what they say... if you give a jew a shoe... he’ll cobble it! 1/2 shoes
Coneheads: not even good background noise. baffled by how famous this movie is. adam sandler in it for one scene and he was the best character. 0.01/3 coneheads
The Do-Over: was alright at first but quickly dove into being just... bad. just like, not good. at all. but anticapitalist and i fuck with that. .5/5 fake identities
Funny People: had an absolutely stacked cast and was both touching and hilarious. however it did not need to be over two and half hours long. 34/47 fake adam sandler movies
Grown ups: not humor i would ever find funny, but somehow i did. lowkey want my future to look like that. 6/11 children
Grown ups 2: just feels adam hanging out with buds and i like that. we both fell asleep by the end. 5/12 children
Happy Gilmore: woke up at 8am after going to bed at 2, planning to fall asleep during this but it was so good that i was wide awake. i don’t like that trump probably likes this movie. 17.5/18 holes
Hotel Transylvania: why is adam sandler such a cute dad. also mavis could get itttt. i was dead asleep for a lot of it tho tbh. 58/118 years
Hotel Transylvania 2: Mavis is still hot and grandpa Adam Sandler is somehow even hotter than dad Adam Sandler. Also fake twilight movie looked like it slapped. 2/3 Hotel Transylvanias
Hotel Transylvania 3: Don’t really remember any details about this one. Moonburn joke was funny. Hottest Sandler we’ve seen so far. 3 out of 3 Hotel Transylvanias.
Hubie Halloween: halloween vibes are always a plus. some great familiar faces here. 5 and one broken one/12 eggs
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry: an iconic gay film. i do not understand why this isn’t something shown in middle schools to teach kids about gay rights. 44/50 states where gay marriage is legal
Jack and Jill: double the sandler, double fun. .5/2 twins
Just Go With It: not great but we just went with it and it turned out kinda great. 1.2/2 made up children
Little Nicky: One of the hottest sandler’s yet and genuinely funny. don’t know why someone told us to skip this one. 8.5/12 apostles
The Longest Yard: not my taste but a good movie. kinda touching. they built teamwork and did cardio while they were at it. 5/11 football players
Men, Women, and Children: touching, heartfelt, and thought provoking. lots of dynamic characters and good writing. A bit too long. men, woman and fetus/ men, women and children
The Meyerowitz Stories: A nice side of Sandler. yet again a great dad. good movie. 3/4 failed marriages
Mixed Nuts: not good but hot girl i guess. magically a christmas movie we started watching as became christmas so that was cool. 1.5/10 nuts
Mr. Deeds: didn’t pay nearly enough attention as i should have but it seemed pretty awesome when started to. winona ryder!!! gonna rewatch. 28/40 billion dollars
Murder Mystery: i laughed!!! i also kinda predicted the ending which made me feel good about myself. tickled the brain. 3/5 murders
Pixels: um... not as bad as i thought it was going be? but that’s not saying much. 144/1280 hp
Punch Drunk Love: legit my new favorite movie. incredibly paced (whiplash vibes). made me feel so much. kinda absurdist. deeply relatable. 2800/3000 pudding cups
Reign over me: good vibes ig. adam sandler looked like bob dylan and it was hotttttt. didn’t love it but not mad. 9/11 stars
The Ridiculous 6: i’m pretty sure this was his most offensive movie yet!!! yet i still caught myself laughing. oops. so racist. .2/6 ridiculouses
Sandy Wexler: had me in the first half but went on way too long. impressed by how he keeps up that voice for so long. # 13 on the top 25 tracks
Shakes the Clown: absurdist and dark. best clown movie i’ve seen? 2.5/10 clowns
Spanglish: amazing. incredible. so romantic and soft hearted. sexiest sandler yet. 623/650 pieces of sea glass
That’s my boy: incredibly inappropriate but made me laugh. hit me with the incest shit in the end tho. 17/43,000 dollars of unpaid taxes
Uncut Gems: his highest rated film but one of my least favorite movies i have ever seen. made me wanna kms it was so stressful. 3/26 rebounds
The Waterboy: a classic sandler comedy. silly but lovely. 9/10 cups of water
The Wedding Singer: drew barrymore again!!! looking cute as ever. the soundtrack on this one HIT. thoroughly enjoyed. 71/80s
You Don’t Mess With the Zohan: super offensive and zionist. had so much brownface. not terrible tho? 1.4/4 racist rob schneider characters
Zookeeper: unfortunately sandler was only a monkey in this one but he was cute and the movie was nice. night at the museum vibes u get the gist. 32/50 animals
Going Overboard: we almost missed this one but found out about it at the last minute! sandler’s first ever film and it was so good. he was really fucking hot in this one bro. 2/2 shirts
sandlerthon is DONE!!! 48 movies in 11 days!!!!!! we finished a couple hours ago and we just... started watching mr deeds again. sandler shaped hole in our heart now
