Dear Mr de Pfeffel Johnson
@BorisJohnson. If only you had stayed as an inadequate 'journalist' for a newspaper that hardly anyone reads. If you had just remained as a so-so jolly japer on HIGNFY. Instead you sought the most prestigious office in the land, an office



soon tire of you and will cut you loose one you have served your purpose. Mr Johnson, you are a disgrace. If there is any atom of integrity left in you, you should stop being a cheeky chappie and start being the wartime statesman you think you are. Do it for your country.
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