So mama came over last night. I think she’s accepted that Biden is the new president...

Mama: I’m not takin that covid vaccine because it has aborted fetuses in it.
Me: No, mom. That’s the antibody treatment that Trump, Giuliani, and Ben Carson have in their veins.

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Mama: 🤔 well whatever. I don’t even care about covid now. If I get it fine. I’m sick of these masks. Besides, we all are gonna wish we were dead by next year anyway.
Me: You are ridiculous. That’s the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard.
Mama: 😡
Me: 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣

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Mama: I gotta go. Merry Christmas. I hate saying happy holidays.
Me: I thought evangelicals supported the Jewish people who celebrate Hanukkah.
Mama: oh yeah we do.
Me: ummm then you say happy holidays to them.
Mama: well yeah.
Me: okay well merry Christmas. Love ya, 👋🏻

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