ok but give me Andy from The Devil Wears Prada frantically trying to get Meryl Streep a vaccine
this is the one zoom reunion that I desperately want
EMILY [frantic whisper]: I swear to GOD if you do not get her that vaccine I will personally find a homeless man to cough directly in your under-moisturized face.

ANDY: I have calls in to the CDC and the—the ambassador to Portugal but no one is calling me back
MIRANDA: An-DRE-a?

ANDY: Yes, hi Miranda! It turns out the twins go to school with the CFO of Moderna and I'm going to figure something out for you very soon, I swear.
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