I went to DC to see a girl I met on a dating app because bars are hard. While we were making out she pushed me away & asked if I liked Miracle Whip. A tiny tear came down my face. I grabbed my shoes & ran out crying. I can’t live in a world where people love Miracle Whip.
I don’t thread because I believe that Twitter is one tweet. That’s what . @TheRealHoarse does and I’m like get to the fucking point about the PS5.
Also I have so much good art for sale. Take a look. Working with everyone.
My name is not War. It’s Tony but I am thinking about changing my name to Chomper.
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Wait.
Fuck all MAGA
Now end.
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