what i think the bsd characters would get at starbucks: a thread by a barista

atsushi: we know he likes sweet things, specifically those with lots of sugar, therefore i think if this boy tried a frappe for the first time he would be ADDICTED. im gonna say strawberry creme frappe !

akutagawa: this man is a TEA kinda man. jade citrus mint tea with lots of sugar packets bc similarly to atsushi, hes also a sweet tooth :)

kyouka: PINK DRINK PINK DRINK PINK DRINK it isnt even up for debate she loves strawberries and sweet things so i know shed love the pink drink. maybe she’ll take a sip of atsushis frappe when hes not looking too bc she just cant resist it

dazai: this ones a bit difficult but.. id have to go with cold brew with vanilla sweet cream. im sure he likes his coffee on the stronger side but cant resist a tiny bit of sugar as well

chuuya: this man likes his coffee like he likes his alcohol, and thats strong as fuck either gets straight espresso shots or a doubleshot on ice. needs to eat something with it though or he’ll crash and pass out later

kunikida: he would get the signature blend drip coffee (pikes place) with exactly 2.5 pumps of vanilla and 2.5 packets of splenda. yes there are customers who do this. yes kunikida would be one of them

yosano: she would definitely be the type to love anything and everything espresso. her favorite drink would probably be a salted caramel mocha with an add shot

ranpo: dont even get me started on this mf .. he would get a caramel macchiato with half the cup full of caramel and then nonfat milk to make it seem like hes making healthy choices (yes i have a regular who gets this) OR a really over sweetened mocha frappe.

kenji: please dont give this child sugar OR caffeine. he will bounce off the walls for hours and definitely break things. the vanilla bean frappe with caramel drizzle is his all time fav ( not TOO much sugar)

fukuzawa: hot green tea (matcha) latte or just a plain hot tea with nothing in it. hes a simple man

tanizaki: tbh he just seems like the type of guy to come in and order a cheese stick and an ice water pls dont kill me

kajii: sriracha frappe. yes my coworker created this monstrosity and YES kaiji would unironically try it and love it ( i was tricked into drinking it once, do not recommend)

kouyou: refresher type gal. she likes the mango dragonfruit lemonade but also any strawberry drink bc it reminds her of kyouka

higuchi: kind of unexpected but higuchi loves the nitro cold brew. she needs super strong coffee to stay alert so she can protect akutagawa senpai <3

alright thats the thread sorry i know i left ppl out but i didnt wanna make it too long anyways i hope this was entertaining