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Remarks by Eve, star of @FirstCow, upon winning the Oscar for Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role
Remarks by Eve, star of @FirstCow, upon winning the Oscar for Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role
What humans hear:
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooioiiiiiiiiiioooooooooooooo Moooooooooooo moo moo mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooioiiiiiiiiiioooooooooooooo Moooooooooooo moo moo mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
What bovines hear:
Oh my Gosh!!! Seriously?!?!
Is that really Meryl! Hi!!
I’m on a timer! Ok, first I want to thank The Academy! And say how proud I am to share this with my fellow nominees - Frances, Viola, Saoirse, and Glenn. I love you girls!
Oh my Gosh!!! Seriously?!?!
Is that really Meryl! Hi!!
I’m on a timer! Ok, first I want to thank The Academy! And say how proud I am to share this with my fellow nominees - Frances, Viola, Saoirse, and Glenn. I love you girls!
Thank you, Neil, Vinnie, Anish, and everyone at @A24! I know how high the steaks were for you. Thanks for putting so much faith in me! And just the right amount of hay.
Jon, thank you for trusting me with this script. I loved it as soon as I saw it. In fact I was half way through it before you said hey, don’t eat that, now I have to get another copy. Aren’t we both fortunate that you did!
( @PlazmMagazine)
( @PlazmMagazine)
Where is my buddy, John Magaro? John! There you are! I could not ask for a better co-star. Thank you for being so gentle! Ha!
I want to thank my co-stars Orion Lee, Toby Jones, and Ewen Bremner. Thank you for being patient in our scene together. You were careful to never stand behind me, and this was good judgment.
( @orion8lee, @ewenbremner)
( @orion8lee, @ewenbremner)
I want to thank Shelly and everyone at CAA. You really lassoed me into this role, and look where we are now! Shelly, you’re getting my Oscar charm. You now have matching cufflinks!
Lauren Henry, my trainer at Talented Animals. I’ll never forget the day you said to me, kid, it’s one thing to be milked, and another thing to be milked in a major Hollywood film. You were so right.
Oh god, this is heavy!
Oh god, this is heavy!
(Music starting)
Let me finish! Don’t put me out to pasture yet!
I want to say: Joaquin, thank you for being an ally for all these years! I see you! And I’ll see you at the @AmericanHumane fundraiser!
To my husband Tank, I love you so much!
Let me finish! Don’t put me out to pasture yet!
I want to say: Joaquin, thank you for being an ally for all these years! I see you! And I’ll see you at the @AmericanHumane fundraiser!
To my husband Tank, I love you so much!
And my sweet calf, Cookie! Go to bed!
Lastly: find me on Etsy! @OGFirstCowCheese
(Sob)
This cow is coming home!
Lastly: find me on Etsy! @OGFirstCowCheese
(Sob)
This cow is coming home!
