Why user @dreamwastaken2 should change his display name to “peepaw” [THREAD]

1. it’s fucking funny

2. he’s old and probably smells like those mints you get at crackle barrel

3. refer to reason one.

4. if he doesn’t i’ll resort to calling him mawmaw, meemaw and/or but not limited to pop pop.

5. i personally feel like peepaw fits dream and would look good on his account. refer to exhibit A.

6. imagine getting tweet notifications from dream, but his name is peepaw. it’s absolutely hilarious. Refer to exhibit B.

7. peepaw rolls off the tongue nicely.

imagine: peepawwastaken

8. refer back to 6 you cant tell me that’s not funny as hell

9. the display name peepaw could beat up the display name “dream” and “dream2”

10. one again. it’s funny

i conclude