Happy vaccine delivery day!

A lot of people are clamoring to get first dibs on the new vaccine, but I think we can all agree that certain people need it more than others. This is the order in which the vaccine should be administered: 1/?
1. Elderly folks with pre-existing conditions
2. Any celebrity actor who has ever played an angel on network television
3. Healthcare workers
4. Anyone in the scavenger hunt industry
5. The entire elderly population

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6. People whose first names rhymes with "Leash Ya"
7. Essential workers
8. Healthy fathers of two between the ages of 45 and 47
9. Everyone else

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