Kevin Steele: I really can't stay
Auburn: Baby it's cold outside

Mario Cristobal: I gotta go away
Auburn: Baby it's cold outside

Hugh Freeze: The season has been...
Auburn: Been hoping that you'd drop in

Billy Napier: ...so very good
Auburn: I'll fill your hands with yellawood
Kiffin: Fans will start to worry
AU: Freshwater, what's the hurry?

Cristobal: My AD will be pacing the floor
AU: Listen to the tiger roar

Chadwell: So really I'd better flee
AU: Come join the SEC

Sarkisian: Well maybe just 1 drink more
AU: I'll talk about records while I pour
Hugh Freeze: The conference might think
AU: Baby it's bad out there

Art Briles: Say what's in this drink?
AU: No Uber to be had out there

Rhett Lashlee: I wish I knew how
AU: Miami's O is en fuego now

Urban Meyer: I really don't care
AU: But Papa Johns is .9 mi from JordanHare
Travis Williams: I ought to say no
AU: Mind if we sign a contract?

Brent Venables: What'll Jimmy Sexton say?
AU: We know we can pay

Bill Clark: I really can't stay
AU: Baby don't hold out

Tony Elliott: You're very pushy you know?
AU: I like to think of it as AUpportunistic
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