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✶ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴡᴇ sᴀɪᴅ "ᴄʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs?" ➔ ᴀ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ
Conservatives long wistfully for a past era when Americans always said "MERRY CHRISTMAS" & remembered the Baby Jesus.
But when WAS that era, exactly...?

I researched history to find out.

❷ Christians invented "Xmas" & WWII troops loved the pinups...

❸ Of Bing & Berlin...

❹ 42 seconds for the Baby Jesus! ...

❺ POTUS holiday cards...

❻ A drunk angel and faith in Santa...

❼ Secular greetings as far as the eye could see...

❽ Ah-HA! Someone DID outlaw Christmas!
Oh, wait. It was Christians.
...

➒ "Merry Christmas" and "Bah Humbug" were gifts from Charles Dickens...

➓ But Americans DO use the word "Christmas!" Really! We do!

⓫ ᴇɴᴅ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ
THERE'S NO WAR ON CHRISTMAS, DAMMIT


ʀᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ & ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴍᴇ
Montage: The Obamas saying MERRY CHRISTMAS again and again. Enjoy!
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