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Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Bill Barr you leave us now, I'll tell you where to go
. . . yadda yadda . . .
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life
Cue montage of touching memories:
Bill Barr you leave us now, I'll tell you where to go
. . . yadda yadda . . .
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life
Cue montage of touching memories:
Oh Bill Barr we hardly knew you, but we wish we didn't.
Remember how you got that job, as a slow-motion Saturday Night Massacre beneficiary, because Jeff Sessions was only evil and not corrupt.
You were the man for that job. And OH how the media and some DC types loved ya.
Remember how you got that job, as a slow-motion Saturday Night Massacre beneficiary, because Jeff Sessions was only evil and not corrupt.
You were the man for that job. And OH how the media and some DC types loved ya.
Bill Barr is an evilous man, 
But him can't chocks it on I-man
So when I check him my lassing hand
And if him slip, I gone with him hand
But him can't chocks it on I-man
So when I check him my lassing hand
And if him slip, I gone with him hand
Oh Bill Barr we hardly knew you, but what we knew was not good.
Remember how you told Senators at your confirmation hearing that you'd only listen to career ethics officials if you agreed with him.
And OH how the media and some DC types love ya all the same.
Remember how you told Senators at your confirmation hearing that you'd only listen to career ethics officials if you agreed with him.
And OH how the media and some DC types love ya all the same.
I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase Bill Barr out of earth I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase the devil out of earth
I'm gonna send him to outta space, to find another race
I'm gonna send him to outta space, to find another race
Oh Bill Barr we hardly knew you, but even that was more than we could bear.
Remember the time you lied to Americans about the contents of the Mueller report. Yeah, that started making your fans wonder if they shouldn't haven't overlooked those Iran-Contra pardons you pushed.
Remember the time you lied to Americans about the contents of the Mueller report. Yeah, that started making your fans wonder if they shouldn't haven't overlooked those Iran-Contra pardons you pushed.
Bill haffi drop him fork and run
Him can't stand up to Jah Jah son
Him haffi left ya with him gun
Dig off with him bomb
Him can't stand up to Jah Jah son
Him haffi left ya with him gun
Dig off with him bomb
Oh Bill Barr we hardly knew you, but what we knew oh my.
Remember how you said the last team "spied" on your boy? You weren't even wearing an aluminum foil helmet at the time. Or how you asked foreign intel agencies to help you undermine our own intel agencies? Good times.
Remember how you said the last team "spied" on your boy? You weren't even wearing an aluminum foil helmet at the time. Or how you asked foreign intel agencies to help you undermine our own intel agencies? Good times.
I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase Bill Barr out of earthI'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase the devil out of earth
I'm gonna send him to outta space, to find another race
I'm gonna send him to outta space, to find another race
Oh Bill Barr we hardly knew you, but we knew enough.
Remember how you opened a back channel for Rudy to funnel Russian disinfo to DOJ? Or how you abused your postion to investigate the president's rival's son? Or how you investigated DOJ's own investigators for doing their jobs?
Remember how you opened a back channel for Rudy to funnel Russian disinfo to DOJ? Or how you abused your postion to investigate the president's rival's son? Or how you investigated DOJ's own investigators for doing their jobs?
Bill Barr is an evilous man,
But him can't chocks it on I-man
So when I check him my lassing hand
And if him slip, I gone with him hand
But him can't chocks it on I-man
So when I check him my lassing hand
And if him slip, I gone with him hand
Oh Bill Barr we hardly knew you, but you were the second most dangerous man in the country.
Remember how you spoke of Trump like a monarch. Remember when you decided the separating church & state is for suckers and gave speeches about how "secularists" are the enemy of America?
Remember how you spoke of Trump like a monarch. Remember when you decided the separating church & state is for suckers and gave speeches about how "secularists" are the enemy of America?
Lucifer son of the mourning, I'm gonna chase you and Bill out of earth!
Oh Bill Barr we hardly knew you, but the harm you wrought will last.
Remember how you interceded to reduce the sentencing recommendation against Trump's friend like a good little toy soldier in response to betweeted commands? And dropped a case against Flynn, who pled guilty?
Remember how you interceded to reduce the sentencing recommendation against Trump's friend like a good little toy soldier in response to betweeted commands? And dropped a case against Flynn, who pled guilty?
I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase Bill Barr out of earthI'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase the devil out of earth
I'm gonna send him to outta space, to find another race
I'm gonna send him to outta space, to find another race
Oh Bill Barr we hardly knew ya, but how do you sleep?
Remember when you & Steve Engel issued an opinion telling FDA it couldn't regulate death penalty drugs because the drugs are intended to kill and the suffering these drugs inflict is of no concern? https://www.justice.gov/olc/opinion/file/1162686/download
Remember when you & Steve Engel issued an opinion telling FDA it couldn't regulate death penalty drugs because the drugs are intended to kill and the suffering these drugs inflict is of no concern? https://www.justice.gov/olc/opinion/file/1162686/download
I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase Bill Barr out of earth
Oh Bill Barr we hardly knew you, and we hope to never meet another like you.
We'll never forget the spectacle of the nation's top law enforcement official spending $30,000 at the president's personal graft center for a Christmas party with people he should've been investigating.
We'll never forget the spectacle of the nation's top law enforcement official spending $30,000 at the president's personal graft center for a Christmas party with people he should've been investigating.
Dem system is a strain and a messMe feel it like a pain inna me chest
The people need a rest
I, feel like me cyaan breathe
Inna this yah suffocation
The people living inna sufferation
Me cyaan breathe, me cyaan breathe
When the youths cyaan write and cyaan read
Oh Bill Barr.
Remember how you idled DOJ's civil rights division. Remember your saying nothing about the police killing Black people or right wing terrorists killing, beating and intimidating people? Remember how much you had to say about BLM and the mythical antifa headquarters?
Remember how you idled DOJ's civil rights division. Remember your saying nothing about the police killing Black people or right wing terrorists killing, beating and intimidating people? Remember how much you had to say about BLM and the mythical antifa headquarters?
Remember gassing peaceful protestors, Bill Barr? Remember deploying federal officers with no identifying information? Who needs civil rights, eh Bill Barr? You've got "natural law" in your head, your monarchist head. Remember rolling your eyes and barking at members of Congress?
Oh Bill Barr, I'd say hell awaits you, but you are hell. And now you're leaving. Before you rest your once mighty head on a pillow and have a good cry, remember one thing: be sure to file your termination financial disclosure report.
Song Credits:
Green Day, "Time of your life"
Kabaka Pyramid, "Can't Breathe"
Max Remeo, "Chase the Devil"
Bill Barr, "Evil"
Green Day, "Time of your life"
Kabaka Pyramid, "Can't Breathe"
Max Remeo, "Chase the Devil"
Bill Barr, "Evil"
The song "can't breathe" seems appropriate for Bill
This one may as well be about Bill Barr because this really is a battle between evil and good (or at least people trying to be good).
