Damn. Monique not in S1? Okay. #RHOP

These women so light, Jesus. #RHOP

Katie a cute girl. I know she'll irk by the end of this season but for now, she is cute. #RHOP

Some concerning hairlines on here. #RHOP

Andrew said Karen was older, more haggard and more stuck up than the other women. Said mama was a trainwreck. My mouth dropped open. OMG. (He did not lie.) #RHOP

I think I have gone to Barrel actually. #RHOP

Katie this pressed about marriage. She shoulda stayed with her old man then. This too much. #RHOP

Are you pretty or just light skin with striking features? #RHOP

Is this the most low budget franchise? This beach trip is.....wow. Maybe the trips improve in the next seasons....... #RHOP

Yes, I would be annoyed with my friend if her man popped up on the girl's trip but not sure how far I would take it. #RHOP

Robyn referring to Michael as Ashley sugar daddy. #RHOP

Karen is in tears about her daughter going to college. I'm so amused. Is it that serious?! #RHOP

This Michael-Ashley pairing is weird. Shit not right. #RHOP

Wait.....so neither Robyn or Gizelle biracial? For real? #RHOP

Nah, I've been trynna control it but Gizelle is hilarious. She might be my S1 fave. #RHOP

Now I thought Karen was cool with Cherisse and Robyn. Why they dragging her non-gala like this? #RHOP

S1 ladies not so good with they words. This reunion like they struggling to land these digs. Maybe they will improve. #RHOP

((Can't believe Charisse is back for S2. What a snooze fest.)) #RHOP

Tipping into S2.

Charrisse daughter is really her twin.

Did Juan do something different S2? He looking like something to see now. #RHOP

Gizelle messing with potential divorce money talking about Charrisse was cheating. Okay and???????? #RHOP

Karen need to live her own life and leave Rayvin ass AYE-LONE!!! #RHOP

Okay, Monique has appeared. Let me make my way to her bandwagon. I pray I don't have to get off. #RHOP

Let me stop being a hater. Ashley pretty. She annoying but that don't mean she not pretty. #RHOP

.....this "Pill Cosby" joke.....Gizelle......girl..... #RHOP

Nah. Charrisse the type of person I'm not having join me when I work out or take classes. I can't even do it. #RHOP

"You don't have a home?! "
"I have.....FOUR homes. "

Gizelle......keep it cute now..... #RHOP

Gizelle....you asked the girl to rap some lines for you. Why you trynna act like she busted out rapping of her own accord? #RHOP

Ashley life (S2) would be ideal if she didn't have to give any sugar. #RHOP

Okay, I've tried. I don't care about this Juan-Robyn story. #RHOP

Charrisse don't wanna talk about Eddie but she has nothing else going on to close the gap. Girl. Give us something. #RHOP

Lmaaaaaoooooo the way Ashley been coming with everyone else mess. Girl. Please find your own business #RHOP

Chile. It don't look like Gizelle and Monique gonna link up as I hoped. They still fussing over this houses business. This BBQ do not seem like it's gonna go well. #RHOP

Every time this Cal comes on the scene...... #RHOP

Gizelle good for getting tossed out someone home. She too pretty for this. #RHOP

This Gizelle-Monique business is Kenya-Porsha. #RHOP

Robyn weak as hell. Shoulda never came to Ashley resty trynna cause a scene, especially when you got Gizelle speaking for you. #RHOP

Okay, so these ladies ain't fight? Lmaaaooooo. Robyn finger was pretty much on Ashley temple. All over Juan embarrassing her. #RHOP

OMG. Juan talking to the producers about Robyn, talking bout he'd be gone if it wasn't for the kids. This shit embarrassing. Why did she do this to herself? I'm so mortified. #RHOP

Ashley and Michael having issues and it's only year 2. Seems a bit soon. #RHOP

Ashley seems so...delusional. Of course, Michael holds the reins and all the power in your relationship. Hello? Why is this some grand epiphany? #RHOP

Milani is a CAYUTE baby! Just a doll. #RHOP

OMG. Bravo is the one hosting this girls trip. PLEASE! This argument is ?!? #RHOP

Karen....how your girls gonna support you about this move when you don't tell them shit? #RHOP

Robyn so scared to ask this man straight up: we in a relationship or nah? It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. And y'all telling me they get engaged again?! Tuh. #RHOP

What would possess Monique to wear this Native American headdress and outfit? #RHOP

I be feeling bad about my feelings re: Charrisse because she the darkest on the show (so far anyway). But the lady is truly not enjoyable for me to watch. #RHOP

How you throwing shade about Karen and Robyn and whomever when you in a dead marriage and you bout to be out that house yaself in a few weeks? Ya man don't even speak to you and hasn't fa months. The audacity! #RHOP

S2 Reunion: so Ashley just stay turned up at these things? She is determined to be around the following seasons and I'm not mad at it. #RHOP

They are on Karen's ASS. Gizelle dropping this tidbit about face work done...lmaaoooo #RHOP

Gizelle backpedaling about the homes comment is disappointing. Girl, that was shade and Monique set you straight. It happens. #RHOP

Monique's take on the green eyed bandits accurate. Gizelle loves Robyn so much because she thinks she above her...in every way. That's the only way Gizelle keeps the relationship going. #RHOP

Robyn believes it. She believes what Monique said is true. She gonna spend S3 trynna run from them words. #RHOP

Season 3 and Gizelle tag line is still some play about the word on the street. When will we know freedom? #RHOP

Juan seem happier and more engaged now that he has an actual J-O-B. #RHOP

And this Ashley situation with Michael is very much grand opening, grand closing. #RHOP

Ray don't be going along with the planned story. He just gonna come up here and say he told Karen about these taxes after she done swore up and down she did not know. #RHOP

Monique's skin looks so good. #RHOP

Robyn taking too much pleasure in Karen them tax issues. Guess she glad to be able to point the finger at someone else when it's time to decide who the brokest. #RHOP

Candiace has hit the scene. Monique and her really hit it off. Aww. Though Monique did mention Candiace do too much hand talking so #RHOP

Karen printed out these tweets without knowing how Twitter works.....okay. #RHOP

Karen bringing f*meolous tea about Michael to television. #RHOP

Candiace has....a hair line. #RHOP

Robyn really followed behind Gizelle wearing this t-shirt talking bout it's a joke. Like she didn't have a full breakdown when Ashley said they had $26 dollars to they name. Lmaaaaooo #RHOP

Chile. So Robyn didn't listen to Juan and that's how they lost they money. No wonder Juan was at the reunion like aht aht aht! This lady is such a loser omg #RHOP

Of course Robyn think Monique ran that IG fan page/paid someone to run it. Her ass was on LSA talking smack so she think everyone else on that type of time. All these dots connecting #RHOP

Candiace sister has a role in this hair company but her hair be looking better than Candiace. I don't understand why a team meeting was not had. #RHOP

I do agree that Ashley needs boundaries with her mom but not with the way Michael going about it. #RHOP

Candiace soccer bubble event was not done well at all. I can't deal with unorganized events. You serving bbq but don't got no napkins. All that enough for me to just go home. #RHOP

Candiace is tiny. I think she is tinier than Ashley. #RHOP

The way Karen enjoying this Candiace-Charrisse argument is a mood. #RHOP

C'mon, dizziest bitch at the table. I like that. Turn it up, Mrs. Huger. #RHOP

What would possess these people to dig through this lady belongings and take her wig to play with? There's not enough fighting on here for me. #RHOP

Monique doing the same thing she say Candiace did. Shit Ashley said made you mad why you ain't say it point blank right there and then? #RHOP

Never mind re: Ashley, her mama, & Michael. They all a mess and I have nothing for any of them. #RHOP

Robyn needed ha ass beat running up on Monique like that. The argument didn't even involve her ass. She just had to come and instigate with Gizelle. #RHOP

Candiace was debating a pre-nup with a man who is....a deadbeat? Lmaaaaaoooooo. Okay. #RHOP

Monique's mother looks good. Very refreshed. #RHOP

People will gossip with Ashley and then be shocked when she run back and spill it. Literally every single time. Helloooo? #RHOP

Monique and Gizelle and this mutual obsession they have with each other. Please just be friends. OMG. #RHOP

I can't deal with people who don't work well with facts. Hard numbers. Candiace, baby. People are not jaded for reminding you about your wedding budget. #RHOP

Not for lazy moms is a horrible name. #RHOP

Ashley holding onto this marriage with both arms and legs. Let go, bby. Let. Go. #RHOP

This Open Mic performance that Ashley did for Michael. The voice. Where is it? Where? #RHOP

I don't like Gizelle telling the kids bout the Sherman breakup on camera. #RHOP

S3 reunion: my heart goes out to Karen. Losing both your parents in such a short time is....my God. #RHOP

Candiace Chris is delusional. It's YOUR responsibility to reach out to YOUR son. Talking about sending letters so he know how to get in touch. You must be mad. #RHOP

Okay, so end of S3. I'm kinda meh on Monique. Still gorge but she cares deeply about what Gizelle (and everyone) thinks about her but refuses to cop to it. Be throwing rocks and hiding her hands. Me no likey. #RHOP

And she really did pay someone to run that fan page! After I was defending her ass with Robyn. Very embarrassing. #RHOP

S4: okay, I was trynna be nice about Candiace but wow. This lady will cry for every single fucking thing. She a fire sign for real? Is she sure? #RHOP

And her mom is a piece of work. What kind therapist/psychologist be this? Abeg! #RHOP

Gizelle girls are SO cute. #RHOP

I cannot believe Sherman uglass played Gizelle like this. OMG. This is mortifying. Whew. This why you can't visit the slums. #RHOP

Karen-Gizelle frenemy-ship is funny to me. #RHOP

Juan ass really trynna tell Gizelle to give Sherman another chance. Bby. Everybody ain't in bondage like Robyn ass!!! #RHOP

Katie's reappearance is.....concerning. Her life seems to have taken a sharp downturn and I'm....worried. #RHOP

I like Robyn with the short hair though. A good fit for her. #RHOP

Gizelle, leave Karen aye-lone!!!! OMG. Be friends with the people who wanna be friends withchu! #RHOP

Just making a note of Gizelle chastising Candiace about her habit of crossing boundaries and using her hands to get in people's face during arguments. #RHOP

Robyn and this damn property she trynna flip. I was on the verge of kinda being okay with her but this.....like it's just sad. Just a sad person to me. #RHOP

Monique momma in law clearly apologized in public because that was Mo's requirement. Don't know why they don't just say that. All this pretending for what? Lololol #RHOP

Candiace is dying to reveal this Michael tidbit. She references it CONSTANTLY. If you gonna tell, then tell! Damn. #RHOP

Yiiiikes at Candiace momma slapping her in the face....with her PURSE?!? #RHOP

Gizelle....Katie and her little hair wrap is not seeing Monique on ANY day. Monique?!?!? Baby, the hate is so real. See how people can LIE! #RHOP

I took the Amistad comment as reference to how "free spirited" Katie was acting. I wouldn't have even said it but Candiace and Gizelle really doing the most with this. #RHOP