> Apologies for my extended leave of absence. A certain someone who will not be named had forced my hand. Not out of any effort on her part, however. In fact, it is precisely the opposite. But I digress.
> You may have noticed a change in decor. I am merely... getting more comfortable, as it were. Nothing I've done cannot be undone, do not worry yourselves. I'm simply housesitting, after all.
> Leaving you all with a peek at a tale left untold was not my intention, I assure you. Though, many of you must certainly be used to extended pauses by now, hm?
> Things have changed. The death of a certain key someone has (quite appropriately 8^y) thrown a wrench into the plan, and things that were once certain are now not exactly so.
> I am still able to salvage things, however. Ironically, the aforementioned wrench-thrower just so happens to be the key. And although dark spots in my omniscience are abounding, I am not worried, and neither should you be. After all...
> I've always been a good guesser.