my political + social view is basically that i am anti-systems. any office, process, anything that involves 2 or 3 more people or (forgive me for uttering this) groups of people working on something together, basically 0% chance that is a good thing. is this anarcho-monarchy

found paper. report it to the paper office. ah but this is the office for making paper, you want the office for paper reports. hello, actually, this is an issue for the finding office, because you found something, go there. we cant help you, only the office for reports can file a

at the end of 10,000 phone calls regarding your serious medical and financial issue you are directed to an answering machine. unbeknownst to you it is not a physical answering machine, it is the idea of an answering machine, and no one has checked it since 1953.

sorry, we cant help you, you see, the phones are set up so that, really each one is a kind of celestial phone, it was a mix up in delivery you see, and the only class of being that can answer them was drawn downwards into a lower state of being by bodily desire 10,000 years ago

i know all this paperwork and interoffice correspondence is a lot- if you'd like, theres an alley behind the office, u can feel free to live there, set up a little house, you can even raise a family there, die there, you can do whatever you'd like, just call the alley oversight c

hello yes i am returning your call about dying in the alley. that would be fine