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A thread of me going against your favourite proverbs.
I'll probably get aired so I'll just keep spitting.
1. God is good but we are probably going to hell
I'll probably get aired so I'll just keep spitting.
1. God is good but we are probably going to hell
2. Tough times never last, but Jumoke has been poor all her life.
3. Time is money... But then how much is 10 o'clock.
4. Love is beautiful, but you still have PTSD from your past heartbreak(s).
5. Brezz is life, but you dey turn back when fine girl pass.
6. Karma is real, but Tinubu is still alive
7. Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder, but nobody has said that Rihanna is ugly.
8. The earth is round, but it is actually flat at the top and bottom
9. Men are scum but... Let's not go there.
10. Hardwork pays but... Here you are.
11. Happiness is free, but I have to pay to walk in a park
12. "We move", but you still dey beg your ex make she come back.
13. You can do anything if you just believe, but you know that is not true.
14. A problem shared is a problem half solved, but Tunde is dull as fuck. No shots at you @TundeJames_20, you're one of the wisest persons I know.
15. Life is good, but you only say that when Future's song comes on.
16. Practice makes perfect, but some footballers still dey miss open post.
17. There is no place like home, but you have "Canada in Jesus name" in your location.
18. When there is a Will there is a way, but then Jada was in an entanglement.
19. Two wrongs never make a right, but why does revenge feel so good.
20. Age is just a number, lol... looooooll
Follow me. No buts this time.
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