. @Jim_Jordan, you have served your country well, fighting against the scourge of Democracy as well as the menace of exposing sexual abuse. https://bit.ly/3ne2tpY 
. @RepAndyBiggsAZ, we need you to help destroy the U.S. Constitution next. https://bit.ly/3gO43wr 
. @RepKevinBrady, you’re inspiring millions of children to never accept election results. https://bit.ly/3nlokM6 
. @replouiegohmert, America will never be destroyed without your help. https://bit.ly/34cJeG1 
. @SteveScalise, bravo for confronting the sick and twisted sycophants who would attempt to select the candidate of their choice. https://bit.ly/3nln2kj 
. @EliseStefanik, thank you for your sacrifices in the battle against individual rights. https://bit.ly/387i9Fh 
. @RepJackBergman, we are blessed to have you working tirelessly to throw out the votes of Michigan residents. https://bit.ly/2WhZfpH 
. @RepRussFulcher, you have fulfilled your duty. We will never fear the American voter again. https://bit.ly/34c8a0d 
. @RepGregMurphy, tyranny would like to give you a great big hug. https://bit.ly/34glZea 
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