#BatmanReturns is the only Tim Burton Christmas movie I'm interested in.

I almost forgot that Paul Reubens played Penguin's father.

That cat scene has traumatized me since I was a child.

That theme is a classic. Too good to pass up for the BTAS theme.

I was 6 when this movie was released, did people still scream "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!" Whem selling newspapers on the corner?

I remember seeing them sell papers while dancing to music like the modern sign-flippers, but maybe I'm a little young for the paperboy screaming "Read all about it!"

I remember the @McDonalds toys, though. Had a lot of fun with those.

Michael Gough is my favorite Alfred. Also the only actor to play Alfred in 4 live-action films.

Fun fact: did you know that Patrick Troughten, the second actor to play The Doctor from #DoctorWho, nearly played Alfred in the Tim Burton films?

I mean, Marlon Wayans nearly played Robin, too. So there's that.

I don't think I've ever seen Christopher Walken play a normal person. He's either a freak or needs more cowbell.

I never understood why Bruce Wayne just sits alone in the dark. Doesn't he have a company to run? #BatmanReturns

Best. Batmobile. Ever.

EVAR.

"You missed!"

Batman doesn't miss, brah.

#BatmanReturns

What kind of scumbag father leaves his son at knife and gunpoint?

This guy. Max Shrek.

Danny Devito's introduction as Penguin is proof that not every introduction needs to be over the top. #BatmanReturns

Michelle Pfeifer is the most underrated part of this movie.

That kids is an answering machine. It was like voicemail but recorded to tape and could sometimes sound distorted or get cutoff if the tape ran out. #BatmanReturns

I'll never understand how the cats resurrected Selina after falling to her death but it's a Tim Burton movie so explanations aren't necessary. #DontOverThinkIt #BatmanReturns

Where was the Mayor's security detail for the press conference? #BatmanReturns

So...Bruce just watches TV while Alfred decorates a massive Christmas tree? I'm sure the two of them must've decorated it together while he was growing up, right? #BatmanReturns

If not for Alfred, Bruce would never eat. #BatmanReturns

"Why are you now determined to prove that this...Penguin... is not what he seems? Must you be the only lonely man-beast in town?"

-Alfred, sarcastically asking the right questions since forever.

#BatmanReturns

I was gonna make fun of Penguin for using a quill - but I suppose when you've lived you're whole life in the sewers without a pack of pens you gotta make do with what you can.

Gotta love the sheer badassary of Michelle Pfeifer's Catwoman.

Max about crapped himself when Selena walked back into his office like a boss. #BatmanReturns

Plot hole: how would Penguin know how elections work? #BatmanReturns

Penguin would not have made it in the #MeToo era.

#Batman kicking the shit out of multiple bad guys is always awesome. Doesn't matter if it's Keaton or Affleck.

Rent-A-Cop: "Easy lady! Our take home is less than $300?"

Catwoman: "You're overpaid!"

"Meow."

How in the hell did Penguin get the batmobile's schematics? #BatmanReturns

"Sir, shall we change the channel to a program with some dignity and class?" -Alfred

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So, did the people in Selena's life just assume she was having a mid-life crisis?

I mean, she went from nerdy librarian to seductive secretary and no one thought anything of it?

Selena: "Could you just tell him a dirty limerick or something?"

Alfred: "One has just just sprung to mind."

Even as a kid I didn't understand how Penguin's gang got past the batmobile's security.

Seriously, how did they tear it apart and put it back together so quickly?!

#BatmanReturns

Why didn't she step down from the ledge?

I guess I shouldn't be surprised from someone who has to remind herself that she needs to push the button to light up the Christmas tree.

#BatmanReturns

At least Commissioner Gordon still has some common sense. #BatmanReturns

Seriously, what does an angry movie think they're gonna do to #Batman?! That's like the mob in #Superman II thinking they're gonna take on Zod, Ursa, & Non.

Oh, look! A blank cd rom! Ah, the 90s!

"He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Blatter control!" #BatmanReturns

The fish tank switch is better than the grandfather clock. #BatmanReturns

Do people still bring food to press conferences to pelt someone with?

Max left Penguin behind like he was his own son. #BatmanReturns

Penguin greets his sewer penguins the same way I greet my cats when I get home. #BatmanReturns

I love when Alfred scowls at Bruce whenever he does or says something boneheaded.