How to be a Big Eva elitist:

- Love the city, hate the nation.

- Give ideas on the left a “charitable reading.” Purposely misunderstand and condemn ideas on the right. Claim you’re a moderate.

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- Passive Aggressively sub tweet conservatives while leaving enough room for plausible deniability.

- If someone catches your meaning and calls you out play the victim. “Misogynist Racists are after me for my bold stand!”

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- Whatever the government mandates, unless its Trump, find biblical support, even if it means breaking every rule of Bible interpretation.

- Paint discerning Christians as “divisive.”

- Paint heretics who agree with you politically as “courageous.”

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- Make everything you despise an “idol,” and everything you idolize a “gospel issue.”

⁃Never condemn another member of the BigEva guild. Freely condemn any no no namer for “not going to the BigEva member privately” when they spoke public error.

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⁃Get your definitions right. Love is Submission to Tyranny. Inclusion is Excluding Undesirables. Equity is Treating Social Groups as Unequal. Diversity is Shunning Those Sociologists Say are Oppressors. Justice is Injustice.

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Rights are Selfish Frivolous Desires. Nationalism is Hating Everyone Else. Being a Witness is Virtue Signaling Agreement with the World.

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