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I was curious. I asked Google “What’s the opposite of troll?” (1/13)
And this is what it told me: “The opposite of a troll is a Pixie. Pixies are often mischievous, but for the forces of good.” (2/13)
I never really thought of it like that, but fair enough. If that’s not exactly what a pixie was before, let it be that now. (3/13)
And if we’re not going to get rid of trolls. Let’s have MILLIONS OF PIXIES. (4/13)
HOUNDING strangers with COMPLIMENTS AND ENCOURAGEMENT. (5/13)
Except that perhaps that’s not what “hounding” is. It needs to be the opposite of hounding. (6/13)
So I asked Google, “What’s the opposite of hounded?" (7/13)
And this is what it told me. “The opposite of hounded is ‘relaxed' or ‘calm'.” (8/13)
So I guess what I’m talking about is the unsolicited RELAXING of strangers. By PIXIES. Working on PIXIE FARMS. (9/13)
And BOTS. But kind ones. (10/13)
That say things like, “Hey Bake-Off person who feels guilty about making it to the next round because you know that overall you probably haven’t performed as well as the contestant who had a freakishly bad week this week. We still love you.” (11/13)
