safely taking a socially distanced trip w 19 friends who have ALL been safe.we took the trip safely. 1st we got on the socially distanced plane that was at full capacity.then we safely took ubers to the safe air bnb where we had a socially distanced (safe!!) lunch at an indoor re
this is how a lot of u dumb fucks sound
here’s a pic of us indoors maskless w our arms around each other. ignore the server in the background wearing a mask & face shield. the restaurant was happy to get business!! especially when we asked for the check to be split 14 different ways & tipped 10%
this has blown up so this is my obligatory “this is a joke. i did not actually do this” post
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