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Sorry to bring you down here so late, detective.

What do you got?

Victim's an orchestra conductor. I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, but I'd start with the percussion section.

Why is that?
The victim had an entire set of sleigh bells stuffed down his throat. Can't say for sure until I get him on the slab, but I'm guessing asphyxiation.

A crime scene tech joined the conversation. A jealous percussionist, upset because he didn't get to play the wood blocks.
Kind of gives a new meaning to the tune Sleigh Ride, huh Doc? Slay Ride?

The detective and the medical examiner stared at the tech before pouring their coffee on her in unison.
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