1.
Come with me on a DM slide journey, my chums. This didn't happen to me, but to friend who wishes to remain anonymous (and untagged, please, if you recognise her style).

Mike Johnson is humble fighting for his nation location afghan. And he's keen to say hello...
2.
We decided to be keen. After all, it's not every day Mike slides into a lady's DMs.

(Actually, it IS every day. It very much is)

CONTENT WARNING. If you too are in love with Mike and this thread shatters your dreams, I'm sorry. Not sorry.
2.We decided to be keen. After all, it's not every day Mike slides into a lady's DMs.(Actually, it IS every day. It very much is)CONTENT WARNING. If you too are in love with Mike and this thread shatters your dreams, I'm sorry. Not sorry.
2.We decided to be keen. After all, it's not every day Mike slides into a lady's DMs.(Actually, it IS every day. It very much is)CONTENT WARNING. If you too are in love with Mike and this thread shatters your dreams, I'm sorry. Not sorry.
3.
Mike is perhaps too busy being brave to engage properly in romantic discourse.
3.Mike is perhaps too busy being brave to engage properly in romantic discourse.
3.Mike is perhaps too busy being brave to engage properly in romantic discourse.
3.Mike is perhaps too busy being brave to engage properly in romantic discourse.
3.Mike is perhaps too busy being brave to engage properly in romantic discourse.
4.
Phew. It was technical issues. The course of true love never did run smooth.
4.Phew. It was technical issues. The course of true love never did run smooth.
4.Phew. It was technical issues. The course of true love never did run smooth.
4.Phew. It was technical issues. The course of true love never did run smooth.
4.Phew. It was technical issues. The course of true love never did run smooth.
5.
Between Mike being on patrol, and my friend being on remand, we're going to find getting together a bit tricky. Unless we download Hangout, which Mike can use while shooting people and stuff.
5.Between Mike being on patrol, and my friend being on remand, we're going to find getting together a bit tricky. Unless we download Hangout, which Mike can use while shooting people and stuff.
5.Between Mike being on patrol, and my friend being on remand, we're going to find getting together a bit tricky. Unless we download Hangout, which Mike can use while shooting people and stuff.
https://twitter.com/BumblingD/status/1338114523354591234?s=20
7.
Mike is back safely! We're going to sacrifice something to celebrate. Probably our dignity.
7.Mike is back safely! We're going to sacrifice something to celebrate. Probably our dignity.
7.Mike is back safely! We're going to sacrifice something to celebrate. Probably our dignity.
7.Mike is back safely! We're going to sacrifice something to celebrate. Probably our dignity.
7.Mike is back safely! We're going to sacrifice something to celebrate. Probably our dignity.
8.
Mike's going to send a photo!
8.Mike's going to send a photo!
8.Mike's going to send a photo!
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