Was this real, and if so, whyyyy???
I have fallen down a rabbit hole of vintage men's fashion, and you're coming with me, I guess.
Be sure to wear your jeans. Not just any jeans. Your Action Jeans.
Not to be confused with Haunton Prep Trousers for Youths.
Which look not entirely different from sailor pants for women, if you take out the pleats, but I digress.
If you wear your Body Shirt with anything but your wool slacks, are you even dressed?
Bow-chicka-wow-wow is all I can think of here.
If you're gonna wear bell bottoms, wear the bell sleeves to match, you cowards!
Know what I love about 1970s men's fashion? EVERYTHING. It made no apologies, for anything, ever.
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