Walking my dogs, a mile from my house, guy putting his mail out. Moved in a year ago. Never met him. Never spoke to him before.
Him: Hi!
Me: Hello.
Him: Nice dogs. You down that way?
Me: I live at the far end of the road.
Him: Quiet down there.
Me: Mostly, yeah.
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Him: Hi!
Me: Hello.
Him: Nice dogs. You down that way?
Me: I live at the far end of the road.
Him: Quiet down there.
Me: Mostly, yeah.
1/
Him: Ha ha, good thing you're not down here. I get my redneck friends together, have a fire, squeeze off a few.
Me: Squeeze off a few?
Him: You know, rounds. Just to loosen up.
Me:
Him:
Me: Yeah, good thing I live down on the end then.
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Me: Squeeze off a few?
Him: You know, rounds. Just to loosen up.
Me:
Him:
Me: Yeah, good thing I live down on the end then.
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This is literally the first time I've ever spoken to this guy and the first thing he brings up is how he likes to "squeeze off a few with his drunk friends in the backyard."
Just to loosen up.
He mentions that he's got a berm so it's cool though.
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Just to loosen up.
He mentions that he's got a berm so it's cool though.
3/
Him: What's your name?
Me: Jim. You?
Him: Dennis.
He steps towards me and holds out his hand. The shepherd makes a warning noise.
Me: I don't shake hands.
Him: Oh, ha ha! I'm a big fan of bio-defense. Yes, sir!
Big fan of bio defense, after he tried to shake hands. OK
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Me: Jim. You?
Him: Dennis.
He steps towards me and holds out his hand. The shepherd makes a warning noise.
Me: I don't shake hands.
Him: Oh, ha ha! I'm a big fan of bio-defense. Yes, sir!
Big fan of bio defense, after he tried to shake hands. OK
4/
Big fan of bio-defense. I look at the dogs, the dogs look at me, who says "bio-defense?"
Narrator: They were about to find out who says bio-defense.
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Narrator: They were about to find out who says bio-defense.
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Him: I mean when China created this thing and then they infected the homeless population in California -- you know they already had The Plague out there as it was -- I was like we gotta step up the bio-defense before it gets over here. That's why I like to stay in practice!
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6/
He stands there like what he's saying is completely sane and reasonable.
The dogs look at me.
I look at the dogs.
The dogs are like what the fuck is this guy even talking about? (I might be paraphrasing a bit)
Me: We gotta go.
Him: Nice to meet you!
Me: Yeah.
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The dogs look at me.
I look at the dogs.
The dogs are like what the fuck is this guy even talking about? (I might be paraphrasing a bit)
Me: We gotta go.
Him: Nice to meet you!
Me: Yeah.
7/
You know how people complain that people don't know their neighbors anymore?
Those people are idiots.
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Those people are idiots.
8/8