This is not the best tweet in the world

This is just a tribute

A long time ago I was driving late at night on a dark Pennsylvania road

All of a sudden in the distance a flying saucer hovered

Soon a bright beam of light flashed before my eyes

I found myself face to face with an alien

Tweet the best tweet in the world he said

Or I’ll destroy civilization

I thought for a second. Took a deep breath

Looked in the aliens eyes and said

Ok

And I wrote the first thing that came to my head

It just turned out to be

The best tweet in the world

The absolute best tweet in the world

The alien looked at me in stunned disbelief

Are you a god he said

Nah. I’m just AgarthaEmma

This is not the best tweet in the world

This is just a tribute

I forgot to hit send on the greatest tweet in the world

So this is my tribute

To the time my tweet saved the world

When I told the best story you’ve never heard