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starting on 33 pt.2 lets GO
laura just rolled a die the size of her palm...
HELLO SIR???
vex r u ok
Scanlan is a walking hygiene hazard
the v in vox machina stands for vague accents
taliesin rolled so many nat20s in c1 but had to compensate for it by having a pc death in c2
the dice gods giveth and the dice gods taketh away
the dice gods giveth and the dice gods taketh away
keyleth is unconscious and they haven’t even gotten to the briarwoods yet... cool good find okay
whoever invented d&d must’ve had Sam in mind while making up the bard class, literally the perfect match
ok 34 here we go
name a more iconic duo than laura bailey and ditching the game awards for critical role
I love them 
to whatever force in the universe who made g&s stop showing the chat during the episode: I owe you everything
talented brilliant incredible amazing showstopping spectacular
Vax calling Keyleth Kiki please I love him so much
okay two weeks later but here we are again, and miraculously enough I still remember where I left off
I didn’t expect the Jessica Jones reference but I appreciate it
OH NO CASSANDRA
“they’re in a nice pretty line and I like it. It’s hot.” how can you not love this woman
LAURA BAILEY
this is the like, the worst initiative I’ve ever seen them roll
SYLAS LOOKS ROUGH YES
SCANLAN CLUTCH COUNTERSPELL
barbarians and wisdom saving throws are a combo that continues to give me nightmares
OH. OH HE’S RAGING HE CANT BE CHARMED, I LOVE YOU YOU BEAUTIFUL GOLIATH MAN
where is beau and her extract aspects when you need her
for the love of god Cassandra
KEYLETH HDYWTDT ITS WHAT SHE DESERVES
delilah what in the hell are you summoning
this is horrific, dear god
oh no vex
THAT WAS SO CLOSE FUCKING HELL
I can feel every single one of those expressions
VAX NAT20 TO SAVE HIS SISTER I LOVE HIM YOUR HONOR
PERCY HDYWTDT ON LADY BRIARWOOD
oh god oh no
that was so stressful oh my god
Ep 35 I’m scared but (sort of) ready
Vex is healing so this is already better than 34
the whispered one?
I Am Concerned
okay, Vecna. The name sounds familiar but I can’t tell where I read it before
holy shit Percy
Is Vecna the Tharizdun of this campaign?
keyleth and vex holding hands while watching percy’s demon manifest behind him physically, romance <3
“He is no hollaback gnome.” - Matthew Mercer, 2016
pike is such an angel I’m
rip lady briarwood u were pretty hot
ASDFGJ IS SCANLAN THROWING IT IN THE ACID?
the look of sheer pain on tal’s face is so funny I can’t
SCANLAN YOU GENIUS
friends who freeze together stay together
vex’s reaction every time vax has a moment with keyleth is hilarious
privacy
vax :( baby boy:( best boy:( i love him :(
sixty threeeeeeeeeee
can’t believe scanlan invented resident evil
it’s so nice to watch an episode of down time, I love battles and adventures but those have their special type of charm
what is it with Percy and cursed weapons
this blade has abandonment issues
GROG ASKING THE BLADE IF IT HAS A FEMALE SETTING PLEASE I LOVE HIM
keyleth’s reaction to the illusionist is so funny I’m DYING
c1: hand herpes
c2: extreme syphilis
c2: extreme syphilis
this pre-stream recap is so so good
I know pike died before but damn the narration is chilling
the bear is now a human and he’s drinking alcohol in a pie eating contest, this is exactly why I love this show
yeah I’m crying, i love them so much
I’m so happy for Percy
look!! how!! adorable!!
new set AND ashley the johnson physically at the table, 37 is off to a good start
does Sam sing every time he inspires someone throughout the entire campaign? because that would be impressive
AW PIKE
at this point I’m imagining pike just wearing a bunch of pans and pots considering how bad her stealth checks are
scanlan just gave away 2.6k gold pieces, someone call the ambulance vex is about to pass out
1 gold coin = 1 prayer
Laura just left the set while they’re filming to get the Trinket statue, I love her
our resident bear protector
Vilya: my family doesn’t drink
Keyleth:
Keyleth:
guys I think I’m in love with Gilmore
Percy babysitting a drunk keyleth and holding her hair back when she throws up is everything
VAX
KAYLIE IS SCANLAN’S DAUGHTER? WHAT THE FUCK
